September 2005

Daily Dose of Music – Random 10

TW bought me this cute little iRiver for my birthday and of course she gave it to me a full week early. I’ve been happily downloading music for the last 24 hours or so. Life is good.

And so here I go, joining the random 10 folks with the 10 most recent (and random) songs played on my little iRiver (who has yet to name himself/herself…):

  • Deceptacon – Le Tigre
  • Juice + June – Kris Delmhorst
  • Breaking Vows – Melissa Ferrick
  • Waiting Under Waves – Kris Delmhorst
  • Heartbreak Even – Ani Difranco
  • Similar Features – Melissa Etheridge
  • A Case of You – Diana Krall
  • Breakfast at Tiffany’s – Deep Blue Something
  • Cool Blue Stole My Heart – Joan Armatrading
  • Peaches – Presidents of the United States

What’s playing on your portable device … or in your CD player?

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I love banned books

I don’t really want to ban that stupid Modesty book because then that will just make it more beloved to the masses. We all know that’s what happens when a book is banned or challenged. It’s certainly happened for me. If we’re just talking about books and someone mentions Ordinary People, I’m likely to say “It was ok but no big deal” but as soon as I see it on the Banned/Challenged List I get all sentimental about it. Absence or the potential for absence makes the heart grow fonder, right?

I’m thrilled that three of the most challenged books last year had gay themes or undertones. (Yippee! Next year let’s get four!) Not because I’m all that thrilled with the books themselves, (though The Perks of Being a Wallflower is a favorite around here), but because those gay and not really all that great books are getting more attention than if folks had just kept their mouths shut about them. I mean really, “King & King”? Who would have given that a second look if folks hadn’t made such a stink. It certainly wasn’t going to replace Grimm’s Fairy Tales in the classic Prince and Princess love story genre, was it?

And since I’m on the topic of Banned and Challenged Books, can someone explain to me how Song of Solomon is porn? Because I don’t get it. At all. It’s not even erotica. If I handed Song of Solomon to Michelle and told her it was porn, she’d laugh her rear end off. And I’m glad.

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Daily Dose of Life – Toilets and More

OK so once again, I’ve stopped blogging. I’m tired, sue me. I’ve had a lot of blog topics floating around in my head. I’ve had a lot of blog ideas saved in my RSS feeds from all of you really interesting bloggers who actually have time and energy to blog. Someday I might actually blog about those topics – they’ll probably be all retro and stuff but whatever.

I’m posting just a quick life update for those of you who might be wondering what keeps us so busy and distracted around here. Toilets mostly. TW puts in a lot of toilet time (she will love that I just said that) and we’ve been putting in a lot of doctor time and thinking about the doctor time recently because that’s all related to TW and her toilet time. You can read all about that umm stuff on TW’s toilet blog. As you’ll see, things will be busy along those lines all month long. Joys and blessings, our lives are full of them aren’t they?

And speaking of toilets, I took Michelle shopping last weekend for pajamas to wear to a pajama party and was instructed by TW to buy a new toilet seat. Well since she spends a lot of time there and Jackie has inspired me to take care of my IBS’d s/o, I went shopping for one. I’ve never bought a toilet seat before so I asked for guidance before I left. Luckily TW and I agree = no padded seats, no fuzzy seats and really we don’t want decorations at all. Just white is good and TW said not a wooden one and I immediately think wood grain and say so. She says no – no wood, like the one we have now, it stains too easily. Ha, I didn’t know ours was wood.

So I bought one, cheap and white at Target. TW installed it and all was right with the toilet world down here in the adult Flamingohouse Bathroom. Upstairs in the children’s Flamingohouse Bathroom they installed a Dolphin toilet seat that Michelle picked out and all of the kids love. It takes so little to please these kids. I can only imagine what games the little ones will play with the dolphin toilet seat…

The most interesting part about the toilet seat was the instruction page that came with it:

When cleaning your toilet seat, wash it only with mild, soapy water. Rinse the seat thoroughly with clean water and dry with a soft cloth. Never use abrasive scouring powders or detergents, disinfectants, or cleaning products in aerosol cans as they can damage the seats lustrous finish.

Ha, no cleaners on toilet seats? They must be kidding. Forget the lustrous finish (not that I have seen it looking lustrous and I looked really closely) we’ve got serious bathroom users around here. I am betting you have some in your house too. What kind of people do the toilet seat manufacturers think we are? No cleaners? Just soap and water and a soft cloth? Ha.

And last but not least, not related to toilets, TW and Michelle and I did a little live blogging experiment last night during the Gilmore Girls. It’s pretty darn amusing to see how the three of us chose to blog the show. Check it out, even if you don’t love the GGs and Stars Hollow like we do.

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Now back to my previously scheduled life, the fun never ends around here… Maybe next weekend I’ll go out shopping for some of these interesting dimmer switch covers, I bet they’ll look really great next to the sparkling toilet seat – wonder if they have them at Bed, Bath & Beyond.

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Ten Books That Say Something

OK I am going to give this “Ten Books” thing a try. Remember, these are ten books that say something about me. It was hard. It is still hard, even as I sit down to write the list. I could easily add ten more. Maybe it should be an every Tuesday Meme. Zillions of books say SOMETHING about us, right?

1) Little Women – actually the entire Alcott series. I loved those books. I don’t remember exactly which year I got these as a gift or for what special occasion but I do remember how excited I was to have received an entire set of hard bound, no jacket, books. I loved those books, did I mention that?

When I left NJ, I somehow did not get all of my boxes returned to me. I got a few boxes over the first year after the move but the Alcott books never appeared. I thought the dirtbag sold them. Hope is renewed though, Jenn says she has a box that the dirtbag found in the attic…with some old books and Plain Gramma’s old radio… next weekend, these may be back in my possession. Fingers crossed, please.

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2) Nancy Drew – I was a loyal Nancy Drew reader for many years – long after I was of Nancy Drew reading age. I’m still a loyal Nancy Drew fan and am often tempted to pick one up just for fun.

I was sad that my daughters didn’t develop a taste for the greatest girl sleuth of all time. But also relieved because upon reflection I can only imagine my parents frustration at having me buy a new book on Saturday morning and within two hours be begging for extra chores so I could make more money … and then money in hand, beg to be taken back to the store to buy another book.

My parents were good, they often indulged me in this and made trip after trip to the store on a weekend or a summer’s day.

3) Return to Modesty – This is the book I want to burn. This is the book I need to ban. That need says just about anything you need to know about me, doesn’t it?

4) A Tree Grows in Brooklyn – I use to go to the library with my mom. We didn’t go every single week so it always felt like a treat – no, an adventure – to go. I remember wandering the children’s section and finding not much of a selection. I had a couple of books but I was of age that Nancy Drew wasn’t holding my interest and even if she was, I needed to buy those – not check them out. So I wandered into the adult section to find my mom. She saw the small number of books in my hands and decided we’d go in search of something better.

The gods and goddesses were smiling upon me that day because she took me to the “S” rather than the stupid “C” section and pulled out Betty Smith rather than Wilkie Collins. I should really believe in a higher being for that simple act of kindness he or she showed me.

My mom said that Betty Smith had been one of her favorite authors and she suggested I start with A Tree Grows in Brooklyn… I did, finished it fast, and we headed back to the library for more of Smith’s work.

collier.jpg 5) Collier Encyclopedias – As a child, we had the World Book Encyclopedias, 1963 and those were great but the creme de la creme were the Collier’s. We had the 1967s. My brother and I loved them. The human body transparencies, woohoo that was fun. The paper, the quality of the paper, so much better than the World Books. The gold on the spine. The black and red. The embossed feeling.

TW reads the dictionary just because it catches her eye. I spent many a childhood rainy day in the living room not practicing the stupid piano but reading the encyclopedias instead.

I wonder if my dad sold those in the garage sale. I bet he did. HMPH.

6) Velveteen Rabbit – This is the book my mom had to read to me, over and over and over again. Long into the years when I could quite easily read it to myself. It wasn’t the same though. And I don’t recall my father ever reading it to me. Just mom. She read it a lot. Even though she was sick of it. She still read it. Not nearly as often as I wanted her to. But often enough.

7) My Darling, My Hamburger – Man the stir this caused in my middle school. There was one copy and it got circulated around the entire school. There were waiting lists and stuff. Sort of look bookcrossing rays or something. Today, I don’t understand why we (or at least I) didn’t just go to the darn Barnes & Noble and buy a copy for myself. Or why didn’t I go to the public library (our library did not have a copy, I do remember checking) and get it there? Probably because it somehow seemed elicit… a book our parents (and teachers, obviously since there was no copy in the library) would want banned. I made darn sure my kids had a copy of their own – and I don’t think any of them ever bothered to read it. What was elicit back in the 70’s certainly isn’t now.

8) Millions of Cats – This is my children’s version of “Velveteen Rabbit”. I have read this so many times, I have it memorized even today. Though I have not read it to a child in a good long time.

We moved to the Philippines when I was pregnant with Christopher and Jennifer was not yet 3. There were no bookstores off of the air base and the Stars & Stripes, as valuable as it was (is) and as much as I appreciated it, it just did not cut it. Picture a bookstore the size of a typical 7-11. A bookstore that couldn’t specialize in any one genre. A bookstore that had to meet the needs of a lot of different types of people. Did I mention it just couldn’t cut it? (and let’s not talk about the library… sigh)

So my mom signed Jenn up for a book of the month club for kids. Great club. Great books. And Millions of Cats arrived in our postal service center.

I remember when I opened it, I said “Oh, I remember this. Cool.” Famous last words. There have been many times when I have said “Ugh, not that again!”

But I love it, I really do. And I often buy it for kids that I know and love and kids that I don’t really know or love. And, we own 4 copies at the moment…2 hard back and 2 paperback. 😉

9) The Red Tent – Menstruation! The Red Tent! I love it. Is there any book that treats menstruation as wonderfully as this one? Any book that treats women gatherings as wonderfully as this one? I don’t think so, and that’s a shame.

10) Anthem – Forget The Fountainhead. Ignore Atlas Shrugged. Anthem is all you need. Short. Sweet. Right to the point. Ego is everything. Free will is all there is. Everything else is secondary. Reading Anthem was sooo what I needed at the time. It’s still a favorite, just because it was exactly what I needed in those rough years.

As I was writing this, I realized that I can’t do just 10… my list grew to 11 and then 12 and then… so expect to see additions to this every now and then. It was fun to do, once I actually got going on it.

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Daily Dose of Denise – Personality?

I was just telling some folks the other day about how a particular group of people are often surprised by some aspect of my personality. They claim to know me pretty well but when it comes down to it, they really don’t…

And look at this little quizzy – interesting, eh?


You Are French Food


Snobby yet ubiquitous.
People act like they understand you more than they actually do.

What Kind of Food Are You?

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Daily Dose of Kids – Pecan Roaches

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Michelle is home. 😉 We know this not just by the scent of popcorn or the music playing behind me while I work or the phone ringing late into the evening. We know this because the drama has begun.

While Michelle was in NJ, she was skateboarding and “hurt her knee”. No big deal, certainly not as big a deal as her Scarlet Fever issue. She came home and didn’t do anymore than the normal Michelle whining about her knee thrown in with the normal Michelle whining about her back, (she is sure she has Scoliosis, thank you school nurses around the world), and I am so use to her whining that I rarely listen.

I’m a bad mom. I’m not all that compassionate in general, except when I’m at work. I’m really not very compassionate when it comes to Michelle and her health dramas. I can totally understand the woman I heard on the radio the other day whose son flunked an eye test at school and she thought he was faking so she sent him to his room without dinner… he turned out to be blind in one eye. Anyway, that’s what life is like here. Michelle is “sick” or “injured” and I only half listen.

So the other day, Michelle was skateboarding here and she came in saying she “hurt her achilles tendon”. OK, let me see… no swelling so stay off of it and would you like some tylenol? Fast forward a few days and she’s limping down the stairs. I ask her what’s wrong, oh remember I hurt my achilles tendon. Ummm Ok, let me see… no swelling, stay off of it, would you like some tylenol?

I head back to the bedroom and hear her at the door asking if we have any crutches. I say no and then quickly say yes, we do from when TW’s sister broke her ankle a couple of years ago… they’re ummm in the garage. Michelle limps off as I chuckle.

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A moment later, she’s back. Umm where in the garage. I chuckle some more. TW says last time she’s seen them they were near the workbench. I am really chuckling at this point because there is no way that kid will know where the workbench is – no work has ever been done on it, she may have never even SEEN it. I jump in and say no, I think they are near the bedframes and mattresses. Michelle asks where the workbench is and where the bedframes are. I explain the bedframes are behind the freezer. TW attempts to explain the workbench by telling her what it looks like. Hahaha, you can’t see what it looks like – it’s on the other side of the washer and dryer.

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I’m still chuckling and continue to read my blog feeds when we hear a crash in the garage. Hahaha. Moments later we hear Michelle making some high pitched whiney noises and the garage door open and close. Michelle mumbling, high pitched moans. TW says – Is she crying?
I say umm, I dunno, maybe and I keep typing whatever it was I was typing.
TW says – well could you go check?
I say ummm sure, in a minute. (see, I’m a bad mom)

I head into the office where Michelle is mumbling and making these weird whiney moans. I ask her if she’s ok. I ask if she found the cruthes. She moans. She shivers.

I am not going in there ever again. Roaches. Dead roaches. Behind the freezer. Millions of them. (moaning, whining, horrible cringing, shivering accompanied this)

I tried not to laugh. Really I swear I did. I couldn’t help it.

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Michelle, honey. Those aren’t roaches. They are… pecans. They’ve been back there for a year. The cats knocked the bag off of the freezer and the dogs ripped open the bag and snack on them whenever they can’t find kitty litter crunchies to nibble on.

She keeps shivering, keeps moaning. She hasn’t found the crutches yet. 😉

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Daily Dose of Kids – Lisa Frank

Some of you may remember the infamous day last month when I celebrated E’s birthday with not one, but two trips to the store for replacement Lisa Frank backpack and lunchbox. (for those who missed it, the dog ate them). Well now you lucky folks get the update on this situation…

Exactly one week after the purchase of those replacement items, E came home with a completely busted zipper on the backpack. Argh. I was done with this situation so I dragged her to Office Depot and forced her to choose a real backpack. She was not happy about this. These backpacks were just plain old backpacks, sure to last more than a week, and there was no bright color beautiful (aka horrendous) backpack in sight. She pouted. She stomped. She whined. She refused to choose. She insisted I take her somewhere else for something pretty. The Denise voice was used and we came home with a plain powder blue backpack that has now lasted quite nicely for just shy of one month. Success. (I also purchased a real backpack for his highness, J, because he’d been walking around with a rip in the brand new backpack his other parents bought him and the zipper broke on it as well. Some folks need a lesson in back to school shopping or they ought to leave it to the professionals… whatever).

Fast forward a few weeks and we see E climb into the car after school with a broken Lisa Frank lunchbox! I’m not kidding. The little plastic ring that you slip the velcro tab to close it came off. Seemed relatively functional to me so I wasn’t all that concerned with it. Two minutes later I see whiteness floating in the air when I glanced in the rearview mirror and I hear RJ shrieking at E to stop throwing that stuff at her. Sigh. The child decided it would be fun to tear the lunchbox completely apart and throw it at her sister. Again the Denise voice was used and I decided to share a little bit of health news with the child…

That stuff she was happily tearing apart and playing with and throwing all over the place might just contain high levels of lead. And E, did you know that lead is really dangerous? The fluff stops flying.

Lisa Frank’s lunchboxes might not be on the list of death boxes but then again, we didn’t test the darn thing. Regardless, no more Lisa Frank products will be purchased by any member of the Flamingo House family. We’re done with Lisa Frank and her beautiful colorful madness. Good riddance is all I can say about it.

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