May 2006

More Triggers From Picoult

I have been a Jodi Picoult fan for many, many years (thanks Ky, wherever you are – certainly not in the 10th Circle…). The Pact was the first book I read and The Tenth Circle, the most recent. I haven’t loved all of her books but I haven’t truly hated any of them either. Tenth Circle, right up there with The Pact.

I think the comics between chapters was a nice touch. (I didn’t search for the secret message, did you??) I like the tie in to Dante. I always like the lack of totally happy endings in her books and this one was no different. There are a ton of triggers in this, for people with their own experience with rape so beware if you trigger easily. The only thing I’d change would be the date rape drug stuff. I don’t think it was necessary at all and particularly not the almost ridiculous buyer/seller twist. The book didn’t need that in order to keep you twisting along with the characters.

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Oops – To Hell With All That

I only made it halfway through “To Hell With All That” and accidentally returned it to the library on Sunday. Oops. It wasn’t a bad book, interesting in many ways but a little slow. Some of the funny anecdotes weren’t all that funny. I’m sorry I returned it before I finished it. Maybe someday I’ll check it out again and finish, though probably not. There are too many books to read and not enough time.

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Sexy Novels

Susie Bright linked to The 25 Sexiest Novels Ever Written and has posted some interesting comments and ideas of her own. This topic is giving me a good reason to avoid the non-fiction I’m still avoiding – I’m trying to think of my own list of 25 Sexiest Novels…. I feel like “pure erotica” isn’t going to come close to making it onto my list.


What would make your list? Do you like Susie’s ideas? Agree with the books in the article? Is it wrong to think about sexy novels on Memorial Day?


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Daily Dose of Music – Country

Last week, TW was making those scarey noises.  Not the house noises, the noises about theme parks and kids and trips and stuff.  Those are seriously scarey noises.  So scarey that they pushed me to search for some OTHER alternative.  Something safer. ANYTHING would be safer than theme parks over Memorial Day weekend.  Actually ANYTHING would be safer than theme parks at anytime.  So I surfed.  And just as I was about to give up and face my fears and give in to the theme park I found salvation in the form of sweet corn and country music.  The Zellwood Corn Festival

I like to say that I don’t like country music and it’s mostly a true statement.  But when I see Terri Clark something clicks in my head and I’m a country music fan.  (Can the woman wear a hat or can she wear a hat? umm err ummm sorry I got distracted for a minute.) 

I sent the link to TW and crossed my fingers.  TW is less of a country music fan than I am.  She didn’t spend four years in love with a huge country music fan.  When you do that, the music sort of rubs off on you and it has a tendency to stick.  (It isn’t JUST Terri Clark – it’s also Reba and Kathy Mattea and Faith Hill and The Dixie Chicks and Trisha Yearwood if she would see the light and ditch that jerk Garth Brooks but since she won’t, she’s scratched off of the list)  TW said "Sure, it sounds fun."  Yes!

I think Saturday must have been the hottest day of the century or they piped in some extra heat just to sell more beer to the rednecks and more lemonade to the kids.  (By the way, it was a surprisingly mellow and happy crowd. No loud or obnoxious drunk behavior anywhere in sight. Way to go beer drinking Zellwood people!) It was HOT.  So hot that we took a break after a couple of hours of FUN to drive around the county in AC comfort.  (Who knew Mt Dora was such a tourist mecca, by the way.)

After the cool down and some ice cream we went back, found a shady spot to sit in our chairs and on our blanket and ate a lot of free sweet corn and listen to Cowgirl Crush (they weren’t bad).  It was sweet and it was good and it was a rare treat for TW and her special colon.   The kids rode more rides with TW and ate more food (turkey legs and Italian sausage) and I listened to Neal McCoy, who was surprisingly funny.    We moved our chairs mid-way through his set, for a better view and because we apparently needed more sun beating down on us.  We ate more food, (swirl fries, rootbeer floats and snowcones this time) and waited for Terri Clark.

We played gameboy.  We played rummicube.  The Gameboy battery died and suggesting a book was met with the cold stare, a child was not so good at rummicube while her sister was very good at it  and a wee bit of frustration set in.  More rides for the two frustrated children and another Canadian country girl whose name I can’t remember sang remakes of great songs.  Finally, Terri Clark.  (Can that woman wear a hat or can she wear a hat????)

She sang some olds ones, she danced around with her guitar.  She sang some sort of new ones.  She sange a verse and a chorus of Emotional Girl, which made the frustrated Emotional Girl very happy.  She sang Pitiful Me which made the emotional and no longer frustrated Warren Zevon fan very VERY happy.  Life was good for some of us who don’t love our Gameboys more than really excellent country music.  For those with Gameboy loss, it was just ok.

Nice bit of family fun, nice to be reminded that country music isn’t so bad and nice to see a woman who can really wear a hat.  Nice, nice, nice!

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Daily Dose of Stuff – Monday

NextweekThree of these nutcrackers belong to Jenn and two belonged to TW’s dad and now seem to belong to Prince J.  What’s scarey is Prince J already has about 200 of those nutcrackers in his room and is making noise about wanting the bulk of them to live somewhere else.  What are we going to do with a couple hundred nutcrackers if he evicts them?  I’m not even sure why we have these five on the top of the entertainment center in the living room.  I think I’m going to ship Jenn’s back to her, that organization clutter dude is always talking about how you shouldn’t hold onto other people’s clutter, right?

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Daily Dose of Cows

TW really likes cows.  A lot.  She wants a family cow.  Or one of those miniature cows.  Or both.  I guess I should feel almost lucky that we only came home with Elvis Rat last weekend.  I should but I don’t.  It’s a rat!  Anyway, about the cows.  She likes them.  She moos at them when we’re driving past their fields on the freeway.  It’s weird but it’s that quirky kind of weird that makes her "TW" so we sort of like it that she likes cows.

I felt very lucky to have been falling asleep in a phone meeting last week because it caused me to do something productive like surf blogs with Blogmad or Blogclicker or Blogexplosion.  Don’t ask me which because they’re all the same to me (sort of, but that’s a different blog).  While I was surfing to stay awake I discovered The Cartoonist They Call Stik and I smiled.

I sent the link to TW on AIM and she smiled.  I clicked through a bunch of the pages and giggled a lot.  I subscribed.  You never know when a cow cartoon might cheer up a disgruntled webmaster girlfriend.  The very next day I saw a contest being offered.  Easy too.  You just had to answer a simple question about one of the cartoons.  I knew the answer, even if it hadn’t been multiple choice.  I entered.  Never thought I would win but guess what – I won!  I am lucky that way.  I win cow tshirts and lube, lots and lots of lube.  Some people win millions in a lottery.  Not me, I’m not that kind of lucky.  But I’m not complaining, not really.  I felt lucky to win because I knew TW would smile at the shirt I won.  And she did.  It arrived today:

Pimpmycow  Go buy your own or buy one for me.  Do you know which one I want?  I bet you do…

Flamincow

You should also subscribe to the blog – there seem to be an awful lot of freebies given away there and if you don’t enter to win, then I’m going to have to enter and with my luck I’ll have an entire house full of cow shirts. 

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Daily Dose of Music – Random 10

From the morning drive…


1) Zombie – Cranberries

2) Bring Me Some Water – Melissa Etheridge

4) Good Man, Good Woman – Bonnie Raitt (and who is the man, I always forget…)

4) Theme From Sesame Street

5) Spam – Save Ferris

6) I know you know love – Susan Cowsill

7) I Give Up – Melissa Ferrick

8) The World is New – Save Ferris

9) The Way You Found Me – Ben Harper

10) Outside the Rain – Stevie Nicks


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Daily Dose of Pet Peeves – Moonstruck Chocolate

I have this little pet peeve and I was reminded of it again when I ordered a present for my mom (at the last minute) for Mother’s Day.  My pet peeve is webpage title lines that do not apply to the webpage you’re actually reading.  (The title line is the very top most part of your browser, probably a blue bar, next to the icon of the type of browser you are using.  If you’re on my blog, that title line says Daily Dose of Denise – if you’re in a specific post, it says Daily Dose of Denise: Daily Dose of ______) 

A lot of websites use a generic title line, it stays static through the site, regardless of what page you’re on.  That’s ok with me, as long as it isn’t in some way misleading.  For instance, I don’t mind if every page I’m on at Amazon just says Amazon.com.  I don’t mind if I’m at WebMD  and all of the pages just say WebMD.  (Neither of these sites have a static title line, I’m just saying – I don’t mind when sites do this.)

I do, however, mind a static title line if it is misleading to me because it is not representative of the page I am on.  Let’s pretend I’ve been watching a lot of TV and I’m really falling in love with the Toyota Yaris (I’m not watching a lot of tv nor in love with this car, I do like the commercials though).   I am bored at work and decide to go and look at them on the Toyota webpage.  Imagine I click the Toyota Yaris icon and the title line changes to Toyota.com – Hybrid Vehicle.  Ummm the Yaris is not a Hybrid but I, knowing not much about cars might assume that it is.  I might base my buying decision on this, get to the dealer and find out that it is not a Hybrid after all.   Bummer and it would really annoy me – maybe so much that I decided not to buy that Yaris after all.  Maybe so much that I wouldn’t buy any car from them at all.  (Luckily, Toyota does not have this type of misleading web design so my Prius lust is safe.)

Moonstruck Chocolate, on the other hand does, sort of. 

TW was surfing some very pretty chocolates, just a few days before Mother’s Day.  I asked her where she was surfing and quickly made my way to Moonstruck Chocolates.  See that pretty pink chocolate handbag?  See the browser title line?  It says "Moonstruck Fine Chocolate Truffle Gourmet Gifts".  That’s cool!  I like that.  I’ll click in and see what they have!  So I click the pretty pink purse.  (Pink purses are not my mom’s thing,  maybe they have something else….)  I’m on the Chocolate Couture page and the title line now says "Unique Chocolate Gifts, gourmet chocolate gifts".  Excellent.  I scroll down and I see these adorable flower pots.  Yes! Totally my mom’s thing.  I click and look up there at the title line, it now reads "Gourmet Chocolate Truffle, Unique Dark Chocolate Gift"!  OMG excellent my mom loves dark chocolate!  I click and I order and I’m done. 

Two days later, my mom calls me to exclaim about how gorgeous these things are!  She wants to know all about them but isn’t ready to eat them yet because she wants to share them with Ken.  I tell her I thought she’d like them and they’re dark chocolate! So enjoy! 

She calls me back on Sunday to thank me – they’re awesome but ummm they aren’t dark chocolate.  What? Huh?  I go to the webpage and I still see the subject line.  It says dark chocolate! Did I screw up and miss the place where I had to indicate the type?  No.  Alas.  The description on the product clearly says milk chocolate.  Sigh.  I was in a hurry.  I read the title line because it appeared before the images.  I saw the pretty picture and I ordered.  My fault.  But still.  The title line lured me in.  If it hadn’t said dark chocolate, I’d have read the real description and I’d have kept clicking on the site til I found dark chocolate.

I wrote to Moonstruck.  I thanked them for the very pretty chocolate that my mom enjoyed, because she did.  It was good.  But I also suggested they change the title line in the browser because it was misleading.  I did not ask for a refund.  I was not rude.  I simply pointed out that I was misled and would not like to see that happen to someone else.

Moonstruck’s rep emailed me back and needed me to describe what I was seeing because she was not seeing this title line.  I explained browsers and I sent a screenshot.  Her reply to this  sent me over the edge:

Thank you for your reply.  We appreciate your emails and the comments you mentioned.  We have again reviewed the site and pages in detail and do not see anything mentioning Dark Chocolate when referring to the Flower Pots.   The browser bar description is not referring to our flower pots and would most likely be displayed whether you were looking at our chocolate flower pots or boxed assorted chocolate collections, etc.  The verbiage does not come from Moonstruck Chocolate but from our web browser.

Ummm hello.  The verbiage does change from page to page.  It isn’t static all of the way through. And, more to the point – What do you mean it doesn’t come from Moonstruck Chocolate?  This is your page.  You own it.   

I didn’t want a refund.  It was MY fault for trusting the title line and not reading the description very carefully.  My mom did, enjoy the chocolate.  What I wanted was a thank you for bringing that to our attention and I’m sorry if this caused you to order a product you might otherwise not have ordered.  Even just a thanks for bringing this to our attention would have been FINE.  I would have blogged about the good tasting, pretty chocolate that was inexpensive (inexpensive being a relative term).  And I would have ordered from there again and again and again.

Now.  I’m not. 

If you run a web-based company and your title lines are misleading and misrepresentative of your product or your site then change them.  Or own up to the fact that you MIGHT be misleading people.  Do not tell me this is not your problem. Goodbye Moonstruck, it was not so nice knowing you. 

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Booking Through Thursday

Finally! One I wanted to do!


Booking Through Thursday

  1. What are the last five books that you finished reading? Odd Girl Speaks Out (Rachel Simmons) The Egg & I (Betty McDonald), Rose of No Man’s Land (Michelle Tea), Pitching My Tent (Anita Diamont), Carolina Isle (Jude Deveraux)
  2. How long did it take you to read them? 8 days worth of reading
  3. Did you enjoy reading these books? Why or why not? Odd Girl Speaks Out and Carolina Isle, not so much. The Egg & I was ok. Pitching My Tent I could recommend. Loved Rose of No Man’s Land. Why? Why not? Scroll through the blog and find out!




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