This is Important?

TW: I have to tell you something about Rick Springfield.

Me: I do not want to hear anything about Rick Springfield.

TW: But, it’s important!

Me: I do not want to hear anything about Rick Springfield — go tell the internet.

TW: ….

Me: Fine. Tell me something about Rick Springfield.

TW: You know Rick Springfield?

Me: Yea, I know Rick Springfield. I also know that YOU did not listen to me when I told you to TURN IT OFF this morning.

TW: I heard you!

Me: Yea, but you didn’t turn it OFF.

TW: I don’t really know how to turn the TV off.


TW: So, you know Rick Springfield? And that guy married to Angelina Jolie?

Me: Brad Pitt.

TW: Yea, him. And that other guy — the one all of the kids like and I sort of hate?

Me: umm, no?

TW: The Pirates of the Caribbean guy?

Me: Johnny Depp

TW: Yea, him. Well they all three must use the same stylist.

Me: ….

That’s what TW calls important. You’re jealous you don’t live with her, right?


  1. Hahaha! I am jealous! I love Rick Springfield especially when he was Blackie on GH. I was always torn between him and Frisco.

  2. I don’t know, it’s kind of important.

    I love you people.

  3. I want to come live with you.