TW: I have to tell you something about Rick Springfield.
Me: I do not want to hear anything about Rick Springfield.
TW: But, it’s important!
Me: I do not want to hear anything about Rick Springfield — go tell the internet.
TW: ….
Me: Fine. Tell me something about Rick Springfield.
TW: You know Rick Springfield?
Me: Yea, I know Rick Springfield. I also know that YOU did not listen to me when I told you to TURN IT OFF this morning.
TW: I heard you!
Me: Yea, but you didn’t turn it OFF.
TW: I don’t really know how to turn the TV off.
Me: CLICK THE POWER BUTTON, ANY POWER BUTTON!
TW: So, you know Rick Springfield? And that guy married to Angelina Jolie?
Me: Brad Pitt.
TW: Yea, him. And that other guy — the one all of the kids like and I sort of hate?
Me: umm, no?
TW: The Pirates of the Caribbean guy?
Me: Johnny Depp
TW: Yea, him. Well they all three must use the same stylist.
Me: ….
That’s what TW calls important. You’re jealous you don’t live with her, right?
Hahaha! I am jealous! I love Rick Springfield especially when he was Blackie on GH. I was always torn between him and Frisco.
I don’t know, it’s kind of important.
I love you people.
I want to come live with you.