OK did you see this Top 10 from Letterman – Top 10 signs your kid is spending too much time on the internet. (thanks to Mary Mary Quite Contrary) Sounds more like the Top 10 signs that you’re spending too much time blogging to me.
10) Seems a pretty common thing for Bloggers too, doesn’t it? I mean when you see Dooce in person, you say DOOOOOOCE!!!!! You don’t say HEATHER!!!!!!!!!!!, right?
9) Hmm sales pitch? How about a link pitch? Because women ARE learning to ask for links, right? Or how about just a pitch for blogging in general. Aren’t we all trying to coax friends, family members, coworkers and weird strangers we meet at Starbucks into blogging?
8) Ha, I want a poster of Scoble and Wonkette!
7) I call it being infected with comment creeps.
6) No promdate via blogging but I’m not ruling out a regular date, are you?
5) On the iPod? PODCASTS and MORE PODCASTS!
4) Don’t we all have Wired magazines under our beds?
3) That’s the male bloggers, the women have people skills like Martha Stewart and Rosie.
2) Bloggers either have to move to the country or to the big city so they can moblog weirdos or cool wildlife scenes.
1) Googling yourself is so yesterday, but we’ve all technoratied ourselves today, haven’t we?