I had high hopes for Curtains: Adventures of an Undertaker in Training – it wasn’t bad, I just didn’t find it quite as interesting or compelling as Stiff. TW seemed to appreciate it more than I did – and when she read it, we ended up having an awful lot of discussions about plans for her death. Err I mean plans for her body after death. She’s sure that Prince J should be the one to manage her affairs after she’s gone – which insulted RJ – and made me laugh out loud. It made Prince J stare blankly at her – which is why I laughed out loud. I just can’t picture it… I can, however, picture her being cremated and having her ashes placed in “bottle urns” and hung from a bottle tree.