The Bloggess is FUNNY and I want to be her when I grow up because I NEED A GIANT METAL CHICKEN. I’ve been saying this for months and I still don’t have a GIANT METAL CHICKEN. Reading Let’s Pretend This Never Happened just reminded me that I still DO NOT HAVE A GIANT METAL CHICKEN and this is wrong. Very wrong.
Someday I will have a Beyonce’ of my own. As god as my witness, I will have that GIANT METAL CHICKEN.
Also, I find it interesting that TW and I and RJ and I found different pieces of this book funny. While they roared and guffawed in some places, I barely chuckled. When I was laughing out loud, they were not. Proof that not all of Jenny Lawson’s writing is meant for all people. Or that we’re all fucked up in completely different ways. Whatever. Funny stuff, (and I only got stabby a couple of times when the timing of events was shifted around in not the quite right way.)