Prepared?

It’s a week til Christmas — I’m not ready.

Four days til Michelle arrives — I can’t wait, but I’m not ready.

Five days til Christopher arrives — I can’t wait, but I’m not ready.

The cleaning ladies come tomorrow — Yay, but the house isn’t ready.

Skeeter has her last puppy class, a puppy pool party, on Thursday — Cool but I’d like to skip it in favor of getting ready for kids and Christmas.

TW fed her mom the leftover Chinese food that made me sick yesterday — I’m definitely not prepared for what might happen in a couple of hours because of that.

I’d better get my ass up out of this chair and prepare for SOMETHING.