Another Blog, I know what some of you are thinking: “Oh (insert preferred deity here), not another one!” or “Oh (insert preferred deity here), I can’t get enough!” Well guess what folks, it’s not about what you are thinking; it is all about me – as usual!
I will, however, tell you why I’m doing ANOTHER Blog. I’m here because H is a nice person and she made me laugh once. Well she made me laugh a lot and that counts for something with me.
I’ll also tell you quickly what you’ll find here, (go ahead and set up your RSS feed, I’ll wait for you). OK now that you have your RSS feed set up, you’ll find a Daily Dose of Denise, duh! If we were using real blogging software I’d have nice folders set up so I could tag various doses of Denise everyday and give you things like “Daily Dose of Diet” or”Daily Dose of Books” or “Daily Dose of Women” but since we are trapped on not so great software I’m not sure what types of doses you’re going to get. Maybe only one dose a day, maybe five. I guess you’ll just have to watch your RSS feed to find out, won’t you?
The problem here is that I may (ha, undoubtedly) find myself trapped between a rock and a hard place and hopefully I won’t have to use my trusty multi-purpose tool to cut off my hand or anything. The other problem I’ve encountered already is that I’m exceeding my self-imposed three paragraph rule! And folks, just because I’m doing it does not mean that you now have free reign to do it too. The rule still stands and only DENISE is allowed to break the rule. ‘Cause, it’s all about me, duh!