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The Live Oak Motel

I am… troubled… very troubled… by The Live Oak Motel. The author has spent most of her life in Gainesville, Florida. Her husband is an English Professor. This book… not funny. The racial stereotyping and the stereotyping of “southerners” wasn’t funny – and I’m a pretty un-PC kind of person. I didn’t find it amusing. I’m just very, very troubled.

I really need to be more selective about the books I put on my challenge list – and by the books I buy.

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5 More Cybils – Easy Readers and Picture Books

Finishing the Cybils Shortlist Challenge is going to be errr challenging. I’ve got a lot of books to read and some of them have been on my reserve list for a very long time. I’m beginning to think the cuts in library funding are going to prevent me from reading them all. But, I’m still trying. I finished five last night. I only really loved one of them and I couple were just plain bad.

The two that I really did not like were Shampoodle and The Book that Eats People. The Book that Eats People was really disappointing. I had high hopes but it was boring. A book that eats people should not be boring. Shampoodle was just one of those boring rhyming books where dogs have weird grooming things done to them – for nothing. I’m not a fan of those sorts of books.

The Curious Garden was nice. I liked the story. I liked the idea of helping nature grow in the middle of the city and seeing others join in. Very nice. Not great but good enough.  Good Dog, Aggie wasn’t bad either but it wasn’t super awesome. Just good enough  — though the boxy faces on the animals weren’t my favorite dog illustrations in the world.

The one I loved was Alice’s Shooting Star, though I didn’t love the title. I want a better title for this fun story. Rosie is an awesome kid and Alice is an even more awesome big sister for recognizing her sister’s personality for the great thing that it was. It can be difficult having a kid (or a sibling) like that but it’s who they are and there are lots of things to like about a quirky kid. I almost wish I had a kid in this age group so I could buy the whole series of Alice books.

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Girl Parts

I picked up Girl Parts when we visited the Northbrook library early in September. I couldn’t resist the cover. Or the title. I probably should have resisted. The main characters are boys, which is fine – or would be if the boys were better characters. Also would have been nice to step away from the stereotyping just a wee bit, dude. Guys who spend too much time on the internet are “disassociated’ (aka dissociative disorder – the book uses “disassociated” throughout) and need a female companion to help them re-associate with the world. Guys who are having problems within their family and are depressed are disassociated and therefore need a female companion to re-associate. Guys in general appear to be disassociated for any number of reasons and they all need female companions – robotic female companions who don’t have control over their own wants and needs.

Girls who are depressed – no companion for them. Girls who spend too much time on the internet – oops outta luck.  Boys are the only ones who want (or need) a robo-companion to make out with (oh, sorry – bond with.) Queer girls are equally out of luck if you’re wondering. The female companion bots won’t hook up with girls – it’s bad.

It’s like Manga but worse – I actually like Manga.

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Four Fiction Picture Books from the Cybils Shortlist

I sat down with these four books, from the Cybils shortlist, and was prepared to smile. Well. That didn’t quite happen. The first book I read ticked me off. The second, I liked better but was left wishing for a slightly different story. The last two, no complaints.

Jeremy Draws A Monster is the one that ticked me off. Jeremy is a little boy who lives in the top floor of an apartment building. He doesn’t ever go outside. In his room, you see that there are drawings around the room. Obviously, he prefers to stay inside and draw, as some children do prefer. One day he draws a very large monster – and that monster comes to life. The monster begins to demand he draw other things for him and the monster never says please or thank you. After a day of Jeremy drawing things for the monster, the monster decides to go out. And this makes Jeremy happy. He goes to bed… only to be woken by the monster banging on the door to come in. Jeremy lets him in, the monster takes his bed, and Jeremy draws him a one way bus ticket out of here. The next day, Jeremy walks the monster to the bus and sees him off… and on his way home, the children ask him to play soccer… and he does. The end.

So the moral is what? If you are one of those weird kids who doesn’t like sports or isn’t good at them and would rather stay inside and draw because you are good at that… then your art turns into a monster and takes over your life and that’s bad? And if you just went outside like a normal kid, nothing like that could ever happen? And if you’re one of those kids who doesn’t understand art or artists, then this story tells you that those kids are weird and it’s better to play outside than it is to be an artist?  (the illustrations were excellent though… in case you were wondering.)

Then there was Silly Tilly – a silly goose who drives the rest of the barnyard insane with her antics. She’s always goofing off and the other animals got sick of it and told her to cut it out. This made Tilly sad… and eventually the other animals realized that she was fun to be around and they missed her sillyness. So they apologized and Tilly went back to being an annoying clown. Well ok I added that annoying part… but that’s what it felt like, nobody learned moderation here. Because it’s true that people who are silly all of the time are fun some of the time but they are also annoying some of the time. That’s what the message should have been, not an all or nothing thing. Kind of similar to Jeremy and his monster, don’t you think?

Next, All the World – nice rhyming picture book showing kids and adults doing lots of different things. Even a storm that sends folks running for their cars is part of the world and how the world works. Nice. I like this one.

The Lion & the Mouse is a retelling of Aesop’s Fable. Lion could eat the mouse but decides not to. Later, lion is snared by a trap and the mouse comes and frees him. Nice illustrations, no words. I liked it.

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Cybils Shortlist: Five Children’s Non-Fiction Books

In no particular order, here’s what I thought of five of the children’s non-fiction books from the Cybils shortlist:

Faith – nice picture book for those who want to introduce young children to a variety of religions and cultures. Beautiful photos of children participating in faith based activities. TW leaned over while I was reading it and said, “Is that a UU book?” – which made me laugh. It would certainly be UU approved.

Down, Down, Down – interesting but a wee bit boring. The pictures were nice enough but considering just how crazy some deep sea creatures really look, it was a bit of a let down.

I think I liked Moonshot more than any of my kids would have. Apollo 11 just doesn’t seem all that interesting to little kids today. It happened too long ago and a world without Velcro is just not something they can comprehend at the age that this book is geared to. And if we want the older child to learn about Apollo 11’s history, then we can do better than this – it’s just too young for the school aged child and too old for a toddler. It’s fun for you if you sit down and look closely at the artwork – and then compare the real photos with the drawings…

14 Cows for America is a super nice, feel good story about 9/11 without really talking about 9/11. I liked it. I liked the art. I liked the softly told story. I liked the feel good message. I just liked it.

Mermaid Queen was my favorite. As much as I have griped about attending synchronized swimming meets with RJ (and then Liz), I do have a fondness for water ballet and I’ve been a big Esther Williams fan all of my life. Annette Kellerman should be better known than she is. I really loved this book. I should buy it – for the girls, of course.

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The Knife of Never Letting Go

I really wanted to read The Knife of Never Letting Go – but I couldn’t do it. I hated the boy from the very first page – and I had high hopes that I’d like him better once he met the girl but TW said it gets worse. I just couldn’t bring myself to read it at all last week during my vacation. So – I took it back to the library, along with its sequel. I just couldn’t read it.

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You’re a Horrible Person….

I’m not sure what led us to check out You’re a Horrible Person But I Like You. Oh who am I kidding, it was the totally the name – and the pretty orange cover. The two best things about the book. Even the inclusion of brilliant people like Sarah Vowell and Harold Ramis couldn’t turn this funny advice book into a funny advice book.

Skip it.

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Lakeshore Christmas

I saw Lakeshore Christmas on a bunch of blogs and book lists so I figured… maybe it will be good? I reserved it. In large print.

TW read it and cursed me for getting it. And then she forced me to read it even though it took me six hours to get past page 2. It just wasn’t a compelling start.

What did I expect? More than I got, that is for sure.

The book did improve but not a whole lot. TW though, feels compelled to read the next one because she likes Daisy and she’s hoping there will be more Daisy storyline in the next book. I’m going to skip it.

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Tathea

A story about a woman bringing the word of God to her people – to all people – should not be so bloody tedious. And that’s what Tathea was. Tedious and also painful.

I should have put it down about 1/3 into it. I didn’t because there were bright, interesting moments when I got a glimpse of what the story could have been. I held onto the hope that it would become that story. By the time I realized it never would be, it was too late. I was 2/3 into the book and I just had to keep plodding on.

I won’t be reading the sequel.

Another From the Stacks book finished. Thank GOD. Now excuse me while I go read about zombies for awhile.

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