{"id":1838,"date":"2008-03-08T10:55:25","date_gmt":"2008-03-08T15:55:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flamingohouse.net\/?p=1838"},"modified":"2008-03-08T10:55:25","modified_gmt":"2008-03-08T15:55:25","slug":"because-it-has-a-cut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flamingohouse.net\/?p=1838","title":{"rendered":"Because it has a cut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/flamingohouse.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/march-005.jpg' title='march-005.jpg'><img src='http:\/\/flamingohouse.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/march-005.thumbnail.jpg' alt='march-005.jpg' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is the kind of thing I find in kids&#8217; bedrooms when I de-clutter.  This is a peach.  A real peach.  With a bandaid.  It is Liz&#8217;s friend &#8220;Peachy&#8221; and it has a bandaid because it has a cut.  It&#8217;s also in the trash now. <\/p>\n<p>Kids. Are. 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