Answers to those arriving here via search…\n<\/p>\n
\nTo the person in Chili looking for dingbats car, I have it and you can pick it up anytime. If you’re planning on driving it to South America well ummm good luck. I can include a phone number for a mechanic if you like.\n<\/p>\n
\nTo the person in the UK looking for empty Voss Water bottles. I’ve got them, quite a few of them, but first I want to know why you want them. Are you like TW? Do you have some plot to use an as seen on TV bottle cutter to make weird stuff that you don’t need from them?\n<\/p>\n
\nDoes a toilet trained dog mean stubborn? Ummm no, I believe it is the other way around. \n<\/p>\n
\nTo anyone looking for cupcake toppers, (and there are an awful lot of you) – good luck! I am considering opening a cupcake topper store, I’ll get back to you if I find the time and energy to do so. \n<\/p>\n
\nTo "mom ran over a…" just know you aren’t alone. Moms seem to run over everything from lemons to peacocks to homeless men. The search results for "mom ran over a…" are incredible.\n<\/p>\n
\nAnd those of you looking for advice regarding sons and skirts… bless your sweet hearts. Here’s my advice…. Be supportive. Kids wear all sorts of weird clothes. They’re trying to find themselves. Sometimes it takes a skirt for a boy to find himself, or to find herself. Your son is still your child and will always be your child. Sometimes they decide skirts are no longer for them, just like girls sometimes make this decision. Sometimes they find that skirts are exactly who they are and that’s good. Knowing who you are in this world is difficult enough – imagine having to "be" a boy and wear a skirt in order to find out. Thank (insert deity) I didn’t have to do such a thing. Thank goodness you probably didn’t either. Sons who find themselves when they put on a skirt are incredibly strong people. Support them. Applaud their strength and their courage. And if you really still need help with this – dtanton at gmail dot com works.\n<\/p>\n
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