{"id":5163,"date":"2013-04-07T18:01:01","date_gmt":"2013-04-07T23:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flamingohouse.net\/?p=5163"},"modified":"2013-04-07T18:01:01","modified_gmt":"2013-04-07T23:01:01","slug":"i-cooked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flamingohouse.net\/?p=5163","title":{"rendered":"I Cooked!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know, you&#8217;re shocked and excited. I understand. I&#8217;m shocked and excited, too &#8212; which is why I&#8217;m blogging about it. (Well actually, I&#8217;m blogging about it because I thought I&#8217;d already blogged today and so I have no topic and it seems this is the most interesting thing I&#8217;ve got, that I feel like blogging about.)<\/p>\n<p>So, back to me cooking. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not like I have never, in my life, cooked. I used to cook all of the time &#8212; I have three grown kids and they did not starve ya know. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just that I&#8217;ve cooked less and less as the years have gone by, particularly since we moved to Chicagoland and TW&#8217;s mom moved in. And, as the small kids have gotten older, they&#8217;re more able to fend for themselves so when TW doesn&#8217;t feel like cooking, I don&#8217;t have to jump in and pick up the slack. So. I don&#8217;t cook much.<\/p>\n<p>When I DO cook, some children feel the need to make a damn production of it. This usually causes me to roll my eyes. Then they spend the rest of the evening listing the &#8220;things Denise cooks&#8221; which causes me to not want to ever cook anything again. <\/p>\n<p>So annoying.<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t planning on cooking today. TW made a meal plan for the week. We shopped for that meal plan. And, so far, we&#8217;re sticking to it. Tonight we were roasting two chickens and having a nice pasta\/veggie\/cheese salad. When I couldn&#8217;t nap, TW asked if I&#8217;d start the pasta, since I was getting up. So I did that. <\/p>\n<p>While it was boiling, I made egg salad out of the last of the deviled eggs. And then, I did some other stuff. Time passed and I decided I&#8217;d get up and cut the veggies\/cheese for the pasta salad. I did that (with input from TW) and I added a little lemon olive oil and a little cherry vinegar and yum. Then I realized I should just go ahead and put the chickens in, since it was time to do that. So I did. <\/p>\n<p>And poof, there you have it. <\/p>\n<p>I cooked and the small children were not here to comment upon the shock and awe of DENISE! COOKING! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know, you&#8217;re shocked and excited. I understand. I&#8217;m shocked and excited, too &#8212; which is why I&#8217;m blogging about it. 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