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ongoing – The Wrath of Heaven

ongoing – The Wrath of Heaven

May it fall with sulphurous fury on those who dispatch an administrative minion to a busy neighborhood coffee shop crowded with regulars dropping by for their efficiently-produced latte, 8:30-ish in the morning, and instruct said minion to fetch back eleven assorted coffee drinks, each one subtly-underspecified and requiring extended barista dialogue, and finally to pay with with a credit card.

— Worse yet the idiot who orders 50 coffee drinks from Starbucks, by phone, to be taken to work (which is 30 miles from said Starbucks) and tips badly (if at all).

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Morbid Tendencies: Bunny Of The Month Club

Morbid Tendencies: Bunny Of The Month Club

“Unfortunate Animal of the Month” Club

Something dreadful in the mail each month to brighten your life. I encourage you to have them delivered to your office.

$39/month*, as many months as you want to sign up for (options listed below). Special occasion requests accepted. Gift subscriptions a specialty (see below).

Me thinks Chris would really like this. Maybe I’ll subscribe and get him Marilyn Manson’s soul for his birthday this year.

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