Family Funk

Cinnamon Candy

My mom made some cinnamon candy, just like she and my grandmother used to make when I was a kid – and it was amazing. It looks pretty bad but it tastes SO good. Folks asked for the recipe and I realized that my copy in my very first handwritten recipe book is very faded … so I’m putting it here, in case my kids want it some day.

Ingredients:

1 1/2 cup Sugar

1/2 cup Pet Milk (lol)

1/8 teaspoon Cream of Tarter

1 tablespoon Butter

1/4 teaspoon Salt

1 teaspoon Vanilla

Cinnamon

Directions:

Mix Sugar, Pet Milk, Cream of Tarter, Butter, and Salt in a pot. Cook to boiling – stirring continuously. Once it boils, cook to soft ball stage, stirring occasionally. Remove from heat and cool til lukewarm or until your hand can be held comfortably on the bottom of the pan.

Add 1 teaspoon vanilla. Beat til creamy & stiff. Roll on waxed paper sprinkled with cinnamon. Cut into slices.

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The Sugar Cookie That Saved My Life

Originally published on BlogHer many, many years ago.

When I was a kid, I loved making Christmas cut-out cookies. I loved helping my mom make the dough, the recipe we used came from the Better Homes & Gardens Cookbook. I loved rolling out the dough and placing our small supply of holiday cookie cutters in exactly the right places to cut out the shapes. I loved decorating them — either with icing or without. The only problem with those sugar cookies was that I did not like to eat them and neither did anyone else in my family. We ate them but we did not love them — which might be why my mother did not let us make them every year.

When I had kids of my own, I bought a bunch of holiday cookie cutters and introduced them to the joys of the sugar cookie. Like me, they loved making the cookies but they did not like eating them. Still — it was a tradition. It was something they really loved to do, so we kept making them.

Over the years, I made those sugar cookies with my kids, with neighbor kids, with Girl Scout troops and Cub Scout dens. I even took the pre-baked cookies into classrooms and we made fun cookie decorating messes in classrooms all over the world.

I thought I’d spend the rest of my life making Christmas sugar cookies that nobody liked. I had resigned myself to nibbling on cookies made by children, faking the joy until the child turned her back and I could toss the cookie into the trash… until that wonderful day, when a book changed my life.

I wish I remembered more about what led me to buy Leisure Arts’ Christmas Gifts of Good Taste. I was probably looking for some new craft ideas for projects I could do with my Girl Scouts or with my kids. This was way back in 1991, before the internet made it so much easier to find new ideas — back when you ordered books out of magazines or from book clubs and prayed the book had something in it you could use. This book has a beautiful cover, and I’m a sucker for good covers, so that’s probably what pushed me into placing the order.

I do remember receiving the book and opening it for the first time. It was late fall in Northern California. The weather was glorious and we were beginning to think about the holidays. I was excited to try several of the recipes in the book and make a lot of the crafts. My kids and my next door neighbor (and her kids) were equally excited by the idea. Both households went to work — the kids made felt Santa puppets, angel gift bags and Santa cookies (made out of Nutter Butters.) If you wander through my house, you might find some handwritten holiday recipe cards made that fall by my neighbor and her children. Every time I see those cards, I remember that time in our lives and I quietly celebrate the book that changed our lives because in that book is THE sugar cookie recipe.

I clearly remember looking at the recipe and wondering “Who puts mint in a sugar cookie?” I shrugged and headed off to the commissary because these cookies were so pretty that I had to make them.

I made the dough by myself, without the help of children. I cut the Christmas light pattern out of cardstock while the dough was chilling. I carefully cut the cookies, by this time the children were very interested in what I was doing. I sent them away and told them we’d make their sugar cookies next. When the cookies were cool, I iced them by myself with homemade red and green and blue icing — and they were beautiful.

I never expected to love these cookies. I never expected the children to devour them. I really did not expect the neighbor children (or their mother) to return my plate, empty, within 15 minutes of having sent it over. I never in my wildest dreams imagined I’d be in the process of making a double batch of that recipe before I even cleaned up from the first batch. Those cookies… they were that good. I’ve never considered trying another recipe. Ever. There’s no need, I’ve found perfection.

I’ve carried this recipe with me all over the country (and the world) and I’ve always had rave reviews — even when the cookies were decorated by pre-schoolers with germy fingers. I’ve shared the recipes with friends online and always had rave reviews. Every fall, someone emails me or messages me asking me for the recipe. When I met TW’s children, they’d never experienced the joy of the sugar cookie (TW is not a fan) and they were immediately converted to mint sugar cookie lovers. Our holiday would not be complete without this cookie — it’s not just the fun they have sitting around the table together, making anatomically correct snowmen and gingerbread girls. It’s that they actually LIKE to eat them.

Mint Sugar Cookies

Cookies

For cookies, cream butter and sugars in a large bowl until fluffy. Add egg and mint, beating until smooth. In another bowl, sift flour and baking soda. Stir the flour (and nuts if you use them, yuk!) into the creamed mixture until soft dough forms. (And if I’m honest, I’ll admit to quite often NOT sifting because who has time to sift when you have a zillion kids wanting to make cookies?? Hasn’t ever hurt the cookies to not sift… just sayin’.) Cover and chill for an hour.

Preheat the oven to 350. On a lightly floured surface, use a rolling pin (or the heels of your hand like I do, lol) to roll out the dough to 1/4″ thickness. Use cookie cutters to cut cookies and back for 8-10 minutes or until light brown. Cool on a wire rack.

For icing, beat sugar and milk in a large bowl until smooth. Divide icing into small bowls and tint with food coloring. Spread icing on the cookies and allow the icing to harden (if your cookie eaters don’t eat them first!)

Makes about 2 dozen cookies.

3/4 cup of butter (or margarine), softened
1/3 cup granulated sugar
1/3 cup firmly packed brown sugar
1 egg
1 teaspoon mint extract
2 cups all-purpose flour
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/3 cup finely ground walnuts (I leave these OUT)

Icing (I rarely make icing anymore…)

5 cups confectioners sugar
1/2 cup plus 1 tablespoon milk
Paste food coloring

A sugar cookie everyone loves… who would have guessed it? (Oh. Wait. There is one hold out — TW has still never tasted one of these cookies. She swears she won’t like it. Her loss, more for us!) This is also the cookie that is causing my vegan child angst this year… so we’re going to try a vegan version and see what happens — fingers crossed!

~Denise

BlogHer Community Manager

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Why Chickens? Why Now?

Way back at the end of February, I had a hunch that I was going to get furloughed or laid off and that would mean an end to a whole lot of summer plans we had in the works. I thought it might be a good idea to start prepping for those changes and me being me decided a nice little Intex pool would be a good idea. If we weren’t going to travel all summer, might as well stay home and relax in a pool with some gin, right?

I told TW about my plan and she did not think this was a good idea. Those aren’t big enough to swim in and she only likes pools that are big enough to swim in. Also, she was worried about filling a big Intex pool because of a problem we had with our well a few years ago when I hired some guys to pressure wash the house.

Shrug. I kept pondering the idea as we entered March and it became even more clear that our summer plans were absolutely going to change because of the furlough and the pandemic. I kept quietly looking at pools but with TW being so strongly opposed to the idea, I gave it up and moved on.

To livestock.

I have wanted chickens for a very long time and TW has wanted goats and cows and chickens. I’ve put it off because we travel a lot and the more animals you have, the more you have to figure out who is going to take care of them when you go to Disney World a dozen times a year.

If we were cancelling a trip to Tennessee, a trip to Oregon, and three trips to Disney World AND I was going to be furloughed, (because by then I was 99.9% sure I was absolutely going to be furloughed), then this was the perfect time to give livestock a try. Chickens seemed the easiest.

So when we started seeing signs that chick days were coming to the local hardware stores, instead of laughing it off or saying NO… I told TW to figure out what kind of coop and supplies we needed and… the rest is history.

We started with 14 chicks, when we thought we’d start with four. We’ve built three coops, though one is currently empty, and we’re down to nine chickens.

Since the chicks came home with us on April 1, I’ve entered 25 stores or offices. 20 of those times have been chicken related. (Thank goodness for online order and curbside pickup!)

I cannot tell you the number of times I’ve been to Ace, Lowes, Tractor Supply, and Rural King or the number of chicken-related deliveries that have arrived on our doorstep. (I also don’t even want to guess at what our mailman says about us NOW.) We have a chicken wish list on Amazon that’s far longer than any other wish lists we’ve ever had.

We have four coop cameras, we’re growing sprouts to feed chickens, (which they, so far, do not appreciate), we have bags of produce bits that normal people would be saving for soup (yuk) and the rinds of melons lurking in our freezer.

We’ve had chicken emergencies (dog-related), we’ve both traipsed around in the dark looking for predators seen on those coop cams, and we’ve found a snake on its way to or from a chicken run.

We also must figure out how to build a chicken tractor and some compost bins when it’s hotter than heck outside.

It’s been interesting, to say the least. It’s also been a lot of work and a very expensive pandemic and furlough. But it was also the right time to get chickens. Trying to figure all of this out while living our “normal” lives would have been horrible.

It’s also been a good thing to keep our minds on rather than obsessing too much over what’s going on in the world.

Neighbor Frank also loves these chickens, which is important. Very important. (You should have heard him laugh the day I hung an old cd-rom disc in the girls’ coop for interest and because some people think it discourages prey. He laughed and laughed. I really need to get the disco ball hung up out there. He’s going to really love that.) He doesn’t like it when we get up too early and let the roosters out of their coop – he likes to sit out on the deck with his breakfast and listen to Big Bird crow. Unfortunately for him, Big Bird doesn’t crow much once he is freed from the coop. So, I try to sleep in a bit – just for Mr. Frank.

Bug guess what?

On Friday, TW told me to order a pool because it’s hotter than heck and because of course she did. (Unfortunately, pools are sold out due to the pandemic so I’m going to build some cooling tubs for chickens and sigh longingly every time I see my daughter post photos of the grandchildren in their shiny new Intex pool.)

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The Trouble with Roosters

We thought we’d re-home most of the roosters. Until Tiny started crowing and then we decided we had to keep them. It didn’t help that Ms. Jackie said she LOVES roosters… so we jokingly refer to them as Ms. Jackie’s roosters.

All of which meant we had to build a third coop/run! Ugh.

Chicken math is a real thing. You go from thinking you’ll have a few hens and a little coop/run to having 12 chickens (7 hens, 5 roos) and three coops/runs!

I found a LOL Cottage on FB Marketplace for $50. It was bright pink and we didn’t think that was appropriate for a coop right next to Frank & Jackie’s house so I spray painted it in colors to match our houses (we both have yellow houses – they have a silver metal roof, ours is a white metal roof), added hardware cloth and some roosts, and TW put avian cloth across the entire side yard to keep them in our yard and hopefully keep the hawks and owls out.

We got it finished on Sunday, June 14. TW caught each rooster and carried it over to the yard. It all went well – even the introduction of Big Bird to the mix. There was some posturing. There was a little blood. But all in all, it went really well.

Until bed time – all five of the roos really wanted to go back to the houses they were used to so we (TW) had to chase them all around the side yard and put them into their new LOL Cottage Coop.

Mrs. K and Grey Stuff were fairly easy for TW to catch. Tiny, who started this whole rooster flock thing, escaped through a small hole in the avian cloth that I’d meant to fill with a PVC pipe feeder and landed in Frank & Jackie’s yard. By then, the sun was good and well set and it was getting dark.

We grabbed some beach towels, cornered him against the fence, and… he flew back into the main part of our yard. At which point, we had to go alll the way back around to our backyard to try and catch him there. Again – the beach towels spooked him so he flew over the fence and into… the avian cloth, where he got tangled enough that TW could grab him.

That just left Chip and Big Bird. Chip was roosting in some huge Florida bush thing and we ended up catching him by cornering him with the beach towels and some avian cloth. TW grabbed Big Bird with a beach towel and… done. 35 minutes was how long it took from the time we went out to close the girls’ popup door and see how we could coerce the boys into their new house.

I did put the Sesame St Cam into the roosters’ coop but all we really saw for most of the night was Mrs. K and/or Grey Stuff.

The next night, we had to catch them again – but it was a little easier to do.

The third night, they went in all on their own. Well, Mrs. K went in but then she came back out and TW did scoop her up and put her back since all the others were tucked in.

And then… a horrible thing happened. TW was organizing the box room and thought I had the dogs with me. I was upstairs working and thought TW had the dogs with her. Turns out, Buster and Lola had broken into the rooster run and… we lost Grey Stuff, Tiny, and Chip. Big Bird seems just fine and Mrs. K looks like she’s in shock.

And there we have chicken math, again. Brand new happy rooster home of five decimated withing just a few minutes. It’s a sad day here. A very sad day.

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Chicken Cam: When They Were New… to the Coop

Look how tiny they were!

There’s some construction noise in this one because we were still building the run.

I’m cleaning out my photos and videos and just noticed the videos from the very first day we put the chickens in the coop. The original idea was for them to stay IN the coop for a couple of days and then let them into the run. That didn’t happen. It was really hot that first day so we ended up opening the pop up door and just letting them into the run right away.

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Chicken Cam: Music Appreciation

It’s important to keep chickens busy and interested otherwise bad things can happen. So, I introduced them to the xylophone when they were about six weeks old and then added a piano when they were two months old.

It’s been either super hot or super rainy so I haven’t really been out there encouraging them to play (by adding treats to the keys) very much. Some of them play a bit on their own but they definitely prefer a little bribery. I get that. I hated practicing the piano, too.

You should, of course, turn on the sound for these. 😉

Chickens on the Xylophone

Chickens on the Piano

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