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Daily Dose of Stuff – Monday

Lee has created a new meme!  I have brilliant (and weird) friends, don’t I?  Welcome to what is this doing in my house, monday!  This is the second week and my first entry.  Enjoy!  Join the fun and talk about weird stuff that is in YOUR house…

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This little piece of art (you should definitely click) has been in our home since shortly after we moved in together, in 2002.  We picked it up at a "rummage sale" to support the at that time NEW PRIDE Center.  This was a really horrible excuse for a rummage sale.  There was absolutely NOTHING worth having.  There wasn’t much to choose from, for that matter.  Apparently gay folks and their supporters aren’t good at donating rummage stuff.  Rather than leave empty handed, I convinced TW that we needed this truly HORRIBLE picture.  TW giggled and agreed.  The folks running the rummage sale giggled and agreed.  I forked over my $20 bucks and we giggled all of the way home.

We wondered what exactly the artist had intended us to see in the picture.  A woman? cut out reproductive organs?  Heck, I saw a coatimundi in it but at that time nobody had seen Survivor Panama so I was the only one who knew what a coatimundi was.  What do YOU think this is suppose to be a painting of?

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Daily Dose of Denise – Evil

Darn. I thought I was more evil than this. I did have some trouble in a couple of places. Is calling someone the C word bad? I mean I’ve reclaimed it so it’s not a bad word. And corrupting a minor – what exactly is considered corruption? Lav – were you a minor? And did I corrupt you? I think you were the youngest of the group, right? Karen – you weren’t a minor either, right?


You Are 42% Evil


You are evil, but you haven’t yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though – you are on your way to world domination.




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Daily Dose of Denise – Identity

What do you think? – Johari Window.  (Thanks gipsy!)

OK I posted this late yesterday shortly after listening to Nancy’s Northern Voice session so of course thoughts about identity and us/them and community were rumbling around in my head.  I had this really long half-written post about Nancy and community, then I spotted this little toy on Amber’s blog.  And poof, there went my post.  I can’t finish it because this is better.  And more interesting than my proposing marriage and pledging to love chocolate forever if she’ll have me.

This little Johari Window toy is really really interesting to play with.  If you can find someone you know in "real life" to join you in it, it’s interesting.  If you can find someone whose blog you’ve read for a long time to join you, it’s also interesting.  And if you can find someone whose blog you’ve only just started reading to join you, it’s interesting too.  See, interesting!

How do people see you?  People who know you well, in real life – people who know you well, online only – people who don’t know you at all?   This little box, with a handful of words says an awful lot. 

The first one I participated in was Gipsy’s – I’ve only just started reading her blog, (since January, when she first posted on Blogher).  So I don’t know her well at all.  I created one and two people who know me pretty well have responded and two more people who used names I don’t recognize have responded.  Then I joined Chalice Chick’s Johari Window and found the responses for her interesting, too. (I’ve been reading CC’s blog for more than six months but I don’t know her in person.)

How do people see me – and how do I see other people?  What sort of identity am I presenting here? In other online areas? In offline areas?  What do I see when I read gipsy’s blog?  When I read CC’s?  Why do I think these things? Feel these things?

Tons of questions.  No answers.  Or too many answers?  That’s what identity is, to me.  Tons of questions, tons of answers.  Sometimes the two intersect, sometimes they don’t.  Identity is like that.

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Daily Dose of Denise – Tarot


You Are The Star


You represent the ultimate in truth and purity.
Insightful and illuminating, you provide guidance for others.
You also demonstrate unselfish, unconditional love.
You posses many spiritual gifts, including the ability to heal.

Your fortune:

Your future is looking brighter by the day.
The near future will be a time of both hope and healing.
Luck is about to come your way, perhaps the best luck you have ever seen.
Life is about to get a lot easier and much better!




Does this mean my washing machine will be working in the morning?


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Daily Dose of Trivia – Denise

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Denise!

  1. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Denise.
  2. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Denise is near.
  3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Denise.
  4. Olive oil was used for washing Denise in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Denise, and 400 times smaller.
  6. Americans discard enough Denise to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
  7. When provoked, Denise will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
  8. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Denise!
  9. You can tell if Denise has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
  10. An average beaver can cut down Denise every year!

I am interested in – do tell me about

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Daily Dose of Sin – I’m a Saint!

Greed: Low

 

Gluttony: Low

 

Wrath: Very Low

 

Sloth: Medium

 

Envy: Low

 

Lust: Low

 

Pride: Very Low

 

Discover Your Sins – Click Here

OK so I’m not a saint….I blame his holiness.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score

Take the Dante’s Divine Comedy Inferno Test

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Daily Dose of Life – Reflection

A – Animoprhs reigned again this year as the series of choice for RJ. Barely beating out HP and the Half-Blood Prince. Here’s hoping she moves along in the new year.

BBlogs, Blogs and more Blogs. They defined the year for us in ways I cannot even begin to explain. And I suspect they’ll be on any reflecting over 2006 list we may create next year.

C – Melissa got off the boat but TW and I stayed on the cruise in January. I don’t want to cruise again and TW doesn’t either but we oddly spent some time pondering queer family cruises and author cruises and Panama Canal cruises. Weird what cruising does to you. It’s something they put in the water or the food or something. My mom, aka sockmouth grandma, has moved part time to Charlotte to be closer to the Heir to the Throne.

D – My old Dodge Caravan no longer lives in the driveway. I signed it over to Chris when his Camry died in January and then he traded it in for a Tercel at the end of the summer. E and I miss the Caravan quite a bit. It was part of our history and it was sad to let it go.

E – A very large elephant has been purchased in the hope of having a grandchild to give it to next year. Jenn & Ronnie are officially “trying” (though have not yet succeeded).

F – Who’d have thunk Prince Joe would choose to play the flute… and almost enjoy it for more reasons than practicing has the potential to drive his family insane? Who also would have guessed his weird FCAT testing science fair project would net him a ribbon and inclusion into the regional science fair? Educational standards are weird.

G Gamecube was purchases, as promised, when the Prince held up his end of the bargain and our lives have not been the same. Unfortunately he is no longer holding up his end of the bargain but the Gamecube remains. We need to work on that. E became Gameboy crazy, as well and the Grace Bridge is no more.

H Homeschool or school at home? Whatever, we’re still doing it with Michelle. Speaking of Michelle, hair color and style changed and changed and changed. 2 of the 3 Hermit Crabs live on! Hazel the pink roomba has been a much loved addition to our lives.

I – My iRiver birthday gift is the BEST! 6 MP3 players entered our lives and the iRivers beat the iPods and the Samsung and the Creative hands down! TW and I enjoyed our first (and so far only) trip to IKEA in October. We need an IKEA!

J – RJ has discovered Practical Jokes, thanks to Nick magazine. She’s not very good at them but she tries hard and it’s amusing.

K Keep, Sell, Trash! The fixation TW and I have acquired for Clean Sweep resulted in a Clean Sweep Birthday for me! We’ve not really been all that successful at following through but we’ve made some attempts and that counts for something, right?

L – Chris moved out of the house and in with his g/f and her mom in LaCrosse. We thought he would be moving back in before the end of the year but the move back home date has moved to February. The lemon tree finally produced lemons! 4 NEW laptops came into our home, 3 have survived!

MMiddle School for his highness, Prince J and magnet school for RJ and E. This means a lot of driving and a lot of pretty tough homework for all three.

NNeopets have lost their lustre, a little. But our pets haven’t died!

O – TW got an office! With a Window! Joy!

P – Jenn and Ronnie PCS’d to Charleston and that makes me happy, happy, happy! PRIUS aka whaleyboy car! TW got me a PRIUS, for CHRISTMAS! And she didn’t really violate any Denise rules to do it.

Q Qatar was on our radar and will be again next year.

R Riley aka Heir to the Throne joined the family in July. I still say my sister should go back to being Childfree By Choice… and give me the baby!! The dirtbag retired after 25 years in the USAF. And, E is still rat crazy and created a rat sun bedroom to prove it.

S – RJ is still synchronized swimming. Though she seems less enamoured than in previous years. In fact, “oh man do I have to go?” is frequently heard when she’s asked to get her suit on and find her goggles and nose clips.

T Tree work was finally authorized and accomplished. Good for the backyard and our electric and cable wires. Not so good for the front yard where the much loved tree in front is less loved because it is not so cool. Three turtles remain and are threatening to take over the living room.

UUlcerative Colitis is out, Crohn’s is in. Whoopeee.

V – We three women, (TW, Michelle and I), finally saw the Vagina Monologues at UF, together.

W – “My girlfriend the webmaster” is a phrase often heard around here. TW got a maddening nice new job in her department.

X – RJ’s x-rays after a skating incident led to a cast over the summer. Not so fun when you love to swim and scooter.

Y – My yellow smiely coffee mug lives on, who would have guessed it would have survived this long (10+ years).

Z – Chris is pondering life as a zookeeper, veterinarian or some other animal type handler. This means he’s going to have to go back to school, doesn’t it? And stay in, doesn’t it?

Originally seen on Underpaid Kept Woman!

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