- Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Denise.
- Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Denise is near.
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Denise.
- Olive oil was used for washing Denise in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Denise, and 400 times smaller.
- Americans discard enough Denise to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
- When provoked, Denise will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Denise!
- You can tell if Denise has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
- An average beaver can cut down Denise every year!
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Heh heh (in my beavis and/or butthead voice) You said beaver.
Yes I did lol.