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Daily Dose of Pet Peeves – Moonstruck Chocolate

I have this little pet peeve and I was reminded of it again when I ordered a present for my mom (at the last minute) for Mother’s Day.  My pet peeve is webpage title lines that do not apply to the webpage you’re actually reading.  (The title line is the very top most part of your browser, probably a blue bar, next to the icon of the type of browser you are using.  If you’re on my blog, that title line says Daily Dose of Denise – if you’re in a specific post, it says Daily Dose of Denise: Daily Dose of ______) 

A lot of websites use a generic title line, it stays static through the site, regardless of what page you’re on.  That’s ok with me, as long as it isn’t in some way misleading.  For instance, I don’t mind if every page I’m on at Amazon just says Amazon.com.  I don’t mind if I’m at WebMD  and all of the pages just say WebMD.  (Neither of these sites have a static title line, I’m just saying – I don’t mind when sites do this.)

I do, however, mind a static title line if it is misleading to me because it is not representative of the page I am on.  Let’s pretend I’ve been watching a lot of TV and I’m really falling in love with the Toyota Yaris (I’m not watching a lot of tv nor in love with this car, I do like the commercials though).   I am bored at work and decide to go and look at them on the Toyota webpage.  Imagine I click the Toyota Yaris icon and the title line changes to Toyota.com – Hybrid Vehicle.  Ummm the Yaris is not a Hybrid but I, knowing not much about cars might assume that it is.  I might base my buying decision on this, get to the dealer and find out that it is not a Hybrid after all.   Bummer and it would really annoy me – maybe so much that I decided not to buy that Yaris after all.  Maybe so much that I wouldn’t buy any car from them at all.  (Luckily, Toyota does not have this type of misleading web design so my Prius lust is safe.)

Moonstruck Chocolate, on the other hand does, sort of. 

TW was surfing some very pretty chocolates, just a few days before Mother’s Day.  I asked her where she was surfing and quickly made my way to Moonstruck Chocolates.  See that pretty pink chocolate handbag?  See the browser title line?  It says "Moonstruck Fine Chocolate Truffle Gourmet Gifts".  That’s cool!  I like that.  I’ll click in and see what they have!  So I click the pretty pink purse.  (Pink purses are not my mom’s thing,  maybe they have something else….)  I’m on the Chocolate Couture page and the title line now says "Unique Chocolate Gifts, gourmet chocolate gifts".  Excellent.  I scroll down and I see these adorable flower pots.  Yes! Totally my mom’s thing.  I click and look up there at the title line, it now reads "Gourmet Chocolate Truffle, Unique Dark Chocolate Gift"!  OMG excellent my mom loves dark chocolate!  I click and I order and I’m done. 

Two days later, my mom calls me to exclaim about how gorgeous these things are!  She wants to know all about them but isn’t ready to eat them yet because she wants to share them with Ken.  I tell her I thought she’d like them and they’re dark chocolate! So enjoy! 

She calls me back on Sunday to thank me – they’re awesome but ummm they aren’t dark chocolate.  What? Huh?  I go to the webpage and I still see the subject line.  It says dark chocolate! Did I screw up and miss the place where I had to indicate the type?  No.  Alas.  The description on the product clearly says milk chocolate.  Sigh.  I was in a hurry.  I read the title line because it appeared before the images.  I saw the pretty picture and I ordered.  My fault.  But still.  The title line lured me in.  If it hadn’t said dark chocolate, I’d have read the real description and I’d have kept clicking on the site til I found dark chocolate.

I wrote to Moonstruck.  I thanked them for the very pretty chocolate that my mom enjoyed, because she did.  It was good.  But I also suggested they change the title line in the browser because it was misleading.  I did not ask for a refund.  I was not rude.  I simply pointed out that I was misled and would not like to see that happen to someone else.

Moonstruck’s rep emailed me back and needed me to describe what I was seeing because she was not seeing this title line.  I explained browsers and I sent a screenshot.  Her reply to this  sent me over the edge:

Thank you for your reply.  We appreciate your emails and the comments you mentioned.  We have again reviewed the site and pages in detail and do not see anything mentioning Dark Chocolate when referring to the Flower Pots.   The browser bar description is not referring to our flower pots and would most likely be displayed whether you were looking at our chocolate flower pots or boxed assorted chocolate collections, etc.  The verbiage does not come from Moonstruck Chocolate but from our web browser.

Ummm hello.  The verbiage does change from page to page.  It isn’t static all of the way through. And, more to the point – What do you mean it doesn’t come from Moonstruck Chocolate?  This is your page.  You own it.   

I didn’t want a refund.  It was MY fault for trusting the title line and not reading the description very carefully.  My mom did, enjoy the chocolate.  What I wanted was a thank you for bringing that to our attention and I’m sorry if this caused you to order a product you might otherwise not have ordered.  Even just a thanks for bringing this to our attention would have been FINE.  I would have blogged about the good tasting, pretty chocolate that was inexpensive (inexpensive being a relative term).  And I would have ordered from there again and again and again.

Now.  I’m not. 

If you run a web-based company and your title lines are misleading and misrepresentative of your product or your site then change them.  Or own up to the fact that you MIGHT be misleading people.  Do not tell me this is not your problem. Goodbye Moonstruck, it was not so nice knowing you. 

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Daily Dose of Diet – Pancakes

Portland_pancakehouseWe pulled into the parking lot of The Original Pancake House in Coral Springs, Florida at around 9:30 on a Sunday morning.  The parking lot wasn’t packed but it was definitely crowded.  The waiting area was packed and I began to worry about just how long our wait might be.  I was worrying needlessly, less than 5 minutes later we were on our way to a booth.

The menu at The Original Pancake House is a spiral bound, laminated pages type of thing with lots of pictures and even more advertisements for area establishments.  That’s not something I see very often.  Coffee was brought immediately, and a pretty nice cup of coffee it was.  After a lot of back and forth about what I would order or she would order or we would order, several items were eliminated due to the 20 minute prep time caution next to them.

The waitstaff was incredibly friendly and incredibly quick.  The kitchen was busy so there was indeed a wait for the food but the coffee flowed and we had a newspaper to entertain us. 

The mandarin crepes were pretty interesting.  I’m not a fan of crepes but these sounded particularly good and I’m glad we ordered them to share.  I ordered the original breakfast burrito and was pleasantly surprised with two breakfast burritos in a sun-dried tomato wrap.  The food wasn’t quite as hot as it could have been but it was fine.  And, it was good.  It’s rare to find a breakfast burrito without meat and asking for the meat to be left out invariably gets you a burrito with meat in it anyway.  TW ordered the Huevos Rancheros which were very hot and included a very large pan of vegetables.  It was a pretty dish and was served with pancakes on the side.

We had a very nice breakfast; good coffee, good food, good waitstaff.

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Daily Dose of Coffee and Water

Last weekend was synchro weekend in south Florida. We took advantage of it and made a trip to the Whole Foodsin Coral Springs. Sort of boring, particularly in comparison to the newly opened Wild Oats in Tampa. Boring was good, it means we spent less money! Though I was annoyed with myself for not buying something that I knew RJ would be fascinated by. I ended up ordering it for her yesterday and had to pay shipping on it. Next time I’m tempted to impulse buy, I should follow my impulse. (I say this a lot because I almost never impulse buy, odd for someone who leads such an extravagant life. That’s me, a long line of contradictions.)

What I did buy while at Whole Foods was a selection of bottled waters and bottled teas. Some for me, some for Prince J, some just because. I’ve tried two so far – one surprisingly bad and the other surprisingly good. O2GO is the surprisingly bad one. It has absolutely no nutritional value, though it has a touch of orange flavor. The only bennie is the oxygen and last time I checked, I had plenty of that. The surprisingly good water was W2O – Water for Women. I bought the Tropical Samba flavor and expected not to like it. I liked it, a lot. Ended up drinking the entire bottle yesterday evening. I’m surprised it doesn’t have more calcium added, since it is bottled for women, but it makes up for that by having a ton of folic acid and all of the B vitamins a vegetarian could want and never get.

bloggerfuel.jpgNow about the coffee… TW received a package of Bloggers Fuel yesterday from Mr Bruce and the folks at Boca Java. This is nice enough but I’m just a little annoyed. I’m the one who signed up to test the coffees and blog the coffees, not TW. I’m the one who got the note from Mr Bruce saying he would ship my coffee soon. Yet TW is the one who received the blogger fuel kit with the coffee cup that makes me consider tossing my old faithful smiely mug aside. I’m sure Mr Bruce just got confused because TW has ordered stuff from him, because she and I share an address and because they seem to have some shipping issues in general. (TW’s box arrived in less than stellar condition but at least it did arrive.) Oh well, any coffee in this house is thoroughly tested by me and usually only by me. It’s the coffee that counts, not the shipping label, right?

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Daily Dose of Ice Cream

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Yippeee! It’s Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry’s.  I’m oh so very excited – umm not really.  I don’t do ice cream.  I’m just a little excited though because this is a great day for so many people.  I’m also a little sad because there are a lot of women "watching their weight" who either won’t partake in the celebration or will partake and then berate themselves about it for the rest of the week.

As someone who spends her life encouraging people to make healthy food choices, I’m encouraging you to go and enjoy a free cone and leave the guilt outside the door.  Moderation is a good thing.  An occasional fun food splurge is healthy.  Have the ice cream cone, get some exercise and reduce your calorie intake a wee bit in other areas of the day if you really must. 

If I was going to have a cone, which I’m not, it would probably be the Chocolate Fudge Brownie (did you know they have an organic version now?) because it brings back nice memories … or maybe the Karamel Sutra because that also brings back some umm memories. What’s your favorite flavor?  Any special B&J ice cream memories in your life?

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Daily Dose of Shopping – Earth Day?

If we had been home for Earth Day we would have worked in the garden, we really need to work in the garden, but we weren’t so we didn’t.  Instead, we found ourselves using the last of a tank of very expensive gas to drive 30 miles into Tampa to shop at the new Wild Oats.

I’ve never been to a Wild Oats before and I was disappointed to find out it was opening just a couple of days after our Spanish II field trip early in April.  It was terrific to find ourselves a half hour away from Wild Oats and plenty of time to spare on a shopping spree.  And shopping, we did.

First let me just say that you Tampa folks talk really loudly and you should tone down your voices a little bit when you are in Wild Oats.  The lighting and the nice music should be respected and appreciated and your grocery shopping experience should feel relaxing in that environment, not like a three ring circus.  I know it’s a new store and you’re excited but please. relax. 

Once I got use to the sheer NOISE and the crowds I was good.  I even managed to get through the entire store without feeling the need to bolt and drag TW OUT of there.  And, I enjoyed it quite a bit.  Cool stuff.  Interesting stuff.  Familiar stuff too.  And the cafe was nice.  Some weird people there – why would anyone ask the barista if the hot chocolate tastes like milk or tastes like coke?  That’s just a weird question, ya know?  And the dude who tasted every hot entree item and then ordered 1/4 lb of the macaroni & cheese was also weird.   The cute little manager, Ashley, was not weird to me – I have teens who look like she does but a lot of people probably thought she was weird.

So, Wild Oats shopping was a success!  Whole Foods in a couple of weeks and then Trader Joe’s this summer and I can die a happy woman.  I never thought I’d say I enjoy grocery shopping.  I never thought I would be looking forward to visiting grocery stores.   Talk about weird….

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Daily Dose of Coffee – Coke

I love coffee (duh) and I like Coke well enough (I actually prefer Pepsi) and I’ve been very interested in the idea of Coke Blak.  Interested enough that I was annoyed when TW told me she saw it on Friday during an unaccompanied shopping trip with the kids and she DID NOT BUY IT.  HMPH

I just went out and bought it myself yesterday morning at Publix.  I tossed the four pack (which is pretty expensive) into the fridge and instructed Michelle not to touch it.  It has aspartame in it so TW wasn’t going to try it but I convinced her that one little sip wasn’t going to send her into a seizure – she sipped, she didn’t seize but she also didn’t seem to really like it much.  Which is just as well since it has aspartame, ya know?

I tried it and it immediately reminded me of a candy TW had purchased for me awhile back.  I can’t actually remember what the candy was called but I can "see it".  Small individually wrapped pieces of a candy that is not hard nor soft – sort of like a firm chew.  Like the ginger chews we have in the car.  But this tasted like coffee and chocolate. The Coke Blak tasted very much like that to me.  Or like a really strong coffee ice cream coke float.

I liked it well enough and I’d probably grab one from a vending machine or a Pilot Truck Stop rather than a plain ole boring coke.  But I don’t like it well enough to replace my daily pot and a half of coffee with it or my daily Starbucks with it.

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Daily Dose of Dogs, Cats, Candy & Questions

They say dogs should not eat chocolate.  They say it’s not good for them.  They even sometimes say it will kill them.  Those dog lover fanatic people get all hysterical if you talk about dogs eating chocolate.  I think its bull.

I think chocolate is only unhealthy for dogs in the same way it is unhealthy for people.  I think it will only kill them in the same way it kills people.  I think those dog lover fanatic people who get all hysterical are like the food nazis who get all upset about kids eating chocolate. 

The reason I think this is I have dogs eating chocolate experience.  Tons of it.  Every single holiday – from Halloween to Christmas to Valentine’s Day to Easter the darn black dog eats an abundance of candy – generally chocolate candy.  And he’s not dead.  Yet.  In fact, he has not even indicated he has a stomach ache after eating almost a full basket of Easter candy yesterday on top of eating a half dozen chocolate covered peanut butter eggs TW and the kids made the day before on top of eating a 1/4 of a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips that fell onto the floor the day before that.

So – if dogs do, in fact, die from eating chocolate – why hasn’t this one died?  Or why hasn’t his much older, much more fragile, mother who has also indulged in a good bit of chocolate every holiday since she came to live with us fallen ill?  And why didn’t the black lab who lived with us before these two cockers die from eating chocolate?  And what about the white spitz we had before that?  Or the mutt we had before that?  What kind of dogs get sick from eating chocolate? What kind die?  Is it a certain kind of chocolate and chocolate eaten on holidays doesn’t cause illness or death?

And while I’m questioning the truth vs myth factor of dogs eating chocolate – do cats get sick from eating chocolate? Do they die?  Because I’ve got one who is working on eating her weight in chocolate… and she’s showing no ill effects.  Sigh.

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Daily Dose of Contradictions – Easter

I am difficult to predict.  I’m one small contradiction after another.  I’m nuts.  Ask anyone around here, they will tell you this is true.  Oh don’t bother asking them, I’ll give you two Easter examples and you’ll see for yourself.

I am really not into the whole Christian Easter thing.  Oh sure, I wake up ever Easter morning and say "He is risen" or post it on my private message board and I expect the children to know the proper response and to give it simply because it is Easter.  But I’m not a Christian so I don’t really believe all of that crucifixion/resurrection thing except as a cool story that’s evolved from some really basic facts.  That’s pretty much how I feel about all holidays. 

Knowing this, you’d think I’d be comfortable attending the UU Fellowship on Easter.  Instead, I really hate the UU on Easter.  I hate it on Christmas too.  But mostly on Easter.  I hate it because I think it is ridiculous that UU ministers talk about how difficult this sermon is for them to preach.  I hate it because I think it is ridiculous that a UU congregation that prides itself on its open-mindedness and its ability to embrace all beliefs would feel uncomfortable with the preaching of the Easter story in a more traditional sense.  What exactly are UUs afraid of that they can’t handle sitting through an hour service with a minister telling the Easter story as Christians around the world are hearing it?  Sheesh.

See – a contradiction.  I’m not a Christian but I would rather hear a Christian Easter service than the tripe tossed out by UU ministers.  (I will say that the Reverend Louise, who I generally dislike, made a good attempt at it today – and her sniffling through the sermon was sort of touching.  She should have gone all out and given a good solid telling of Easter instead, though.)

Fast forward several hours to Easter dinner… TW asked the children what they thought my favorite part of Easter might be.  E said "eggs benedict".  Ha! no!  TW explained that I do not eat eggs benedict as I stood in the kitchen giggling.  (this revelation was just more fuel to the Denise is evil fire that we like to feed them)  RJ suggested candy would be my favorite thing.  Umm no, more giggling from me in the kitchen.  TW said "Denise’s favorite part of Easter is the ham".  Prince J said "Denise doesn’t eat ham, she’s a vegetarian"… I stepped around the corner with my plate… which did include ham.  I showed it to Prince J and he just stared.  RJ said "HUH?"

I explained that I do, in fact, eat ham on Easter.  I can’t help it.  Just like I can’t help eating a bit of turkey at Thanksgiving, the occasional horrible cheeseburger from McDonald’s and a Beef n Cheddar once in awhile on a road trip. Another contradiction. 

I do love keeping people guessing but then I have been known to rant about how little people really know about me… (ack, a third contradiction I wasn’t going to share right now.  Oh well, consider it a bonus.)

He is risen… and ham is good.

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