Cat Fight at Walmart

Maybe it isn’t college students who are dumb. Maybe it’s everyone in this town. I’ve seen 4 car accidents in 24 hours. Someone followed the neighbor home and cursed her out for running a red light or turning on a red light or something. People are running across highways (not just the incident yesterday, there were more today). And there was a cat fight at Walmart this evening.

TW and I were at Walmart searching for a certain cupcake topper we need for a certain someone who is having a big day on Friday. We thought we could easily find this at Walmart so we ran in there after work. (well actually we ran in there after we ran into Backyard Burger after work)

We were talking about students being back and promoting fighting in a Top 5 party school town when this young woman starts screaming BITCH as we walk past. No, I didn’t know her and she wasn’t talking to me. (Some of you were sure she was talking to me, you can admit it.) She was with another young woman and I thought they were playing around, name calling the way teens and young adults do. All of a sudden the chick takes off running down the aisle, screaming BITCH over and over again. TW and I were still walking and we glance down the aisle, both of us really thinking teens are idiots and we see they really ARE idiots. They are beating the hell out of each other. And everyone is standing there watching.

TW and I just kept on walking, shaking our heads. We glanced down the next aisle and see a very shell shocked older woman, a Walmart employee, obviously trying to decide what to do with these girls. TW and I just kept on walking, shaking our heads some more.

As we were leaving, not having found the item we were sure any Walmart would have, we saw one of the young women bleeding all over the women’s clothing while a couple of store employees tried to patch her up.

Insanity. Who was it that decided Gainesville is the number one place to live in the US? Have they actually visited this town?