Daily Dose of Kids – Ha!

Here are some things our kids and friends of our kids have said this week:

– 45 minutes is not enough time to write a novel.

– Stay out of it Charles!

– Mom, can I have some money?

– Mommy is culturally illiterate too!

– Does this stay in black and white?

– Those asteroids look like balls of tin foil.

– Denise, you’re so funny!

– Mom, that’s so not funny!

– Denise, you’re the funniest person in the whole world!

– Ummm, that was a joke, right?

– Charles, I’m prettier than you are.

– What’s falafel?  What’s tabouleh?

– Why do you order cherry coke if you don’t like cherry tasting food?

– We like it when Michelle cooks, it’s like she’s our slave!

– I saw Michelle, she had devil horns!  Yea I saw her hair but she had devil horns!

– I want to spend my 16th birthday with my rat, not with my friends and family.

– Yes I did my homework! 

– Yes I have all of my books and my papers and my flute. 

– I don’t have a lunchbox, silly Denise.

– I want 20 apples in my lunch bag!

– I want 20 cupcakes in my luch bag!

– Yea, mommy must be expecting a hurricane with all of that bottled water in the refrigerator.

– Yes, I brought down all of my tea mugs. 

– You didn’t tell me to bring down the used tea bags.

– We hung up about 200 wire coat hangers to decorate for my party.

– Why is Chris always late?

– Music With a Twist?  Sony? Where do we sign??

– We’re not going to church because of my hair, right?

– My shoes are too big and it’s hard to walk but they’re pretty!

– Denise, can you get me all of the books in this series?

– I finished Night, did you?

– We could make three dogs with all of that dog hair.

– Maybe you could just carry Chanel around like a baby or push her in a stroller.

– Yes I can run people over with the bike! Die! Take That! Hahahahaha! See, fun huh?!

– I love potato bread, why don’t you ever buy potato bread?

– Art history and world religions, can I take another one now even though I’ve almost finished my 10th grade requirements?

– Women spend less money at Valentine’s Day because they are shy and afraid if they buy a guy a big gift he won’t like her.

1 thought on “Daily Dose of Kids – Ha!”

  1. Sounds interesting. But also very exhausting. I’m glad it’s you and not me. I’m good with my bitchy vocal cat.

    Why won’t this blog remember my personal info? Your book blog does. hmph!

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