I would marry Chris Moore. I say that every time he publishes a new book. Every time. Sometimes I just say it for no good reason except that I love Chris Moore. I also love Abby Normal and would marry her if she wasn’t a fictional character and wasn’t my daughter’s age.
While I was reading Bite Me, I tweeted a couple of quotes from the book. Quotes that made me laugh my freaking ass OFF.
An inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito
I have sniffed the bitter pink Sharpie of despair
People! What’s not to love about lines like that? Poor Chet! Poor Tommy! Poor Abby! Yay Kona (from Fluke!) Go Animals!
Go Christopher freaking Moore!
Marry? Patriarchy!
I’ve actually always been curious about Christopher Moore and maybe this was a sign to get him out when I go to the library today. Give him a whirl before I buy. I’m always drawn to his covers.