Michelle-Belle: “So remember that cheese I brought back from Wisconsin last year? That was good cheese wasn’t it?”
E: (Shrug)
Michelle-Belle: “You didn’t get sick from eating it did you?”
E: (Shrug) “What does cheese have to do with drinking milk from a cow?”
Michelle-Belle: “The cheese was made from unpasteurized milk and it didn’t make you sick.”
E: “I didn’t eat any of that cheese.”
Michelle-Belle: “Well I ate almost two whole blocks of it and it didn’t make me sick.”
E: “Well I’m not you.”
Michelle-Belle: (Mouth hanging open. Smirking. Frustrated)
E: “And you wouldn’t get a disease the first time, anyway.”
Michelle-Belle: (Audible Gasp)
Me: “Oh. My. God.” (Head desk)