TW takes a lot of meds and some of those meds make it hard for her to sleep, so she takes a sleeping pill. To be specific, she takes Lunesta. This works really well for her but it’s not so great for me. Last night’s a good example of the power of the “butterfly” pill.
I turned off my bedside lamp at around 10pm. TW took her evening meds and then we took the dog out one last time (hah) shortly after that. I climbed into bed and rolled over to go to sleep while TW finished a chapter of a book. The puppy was laying on her bed, on the floor — until all hell broke loose and she sniffed something scary. (More on sniffing scary things tomorrow…)
TW got up and walked her around the house and outside and generally made soothing noises along with warming up a frozen beef bone to keep her occupied rather than sniffing scary things.
She came to bed at about 10:45 and turned off her light. The puppy was on the floor eating a mostly frozen bone. The puppy eating that bone was very, very loud and I commented upon this to TW. Her response was, “It’s better than her running around howling and growling and barking.”, which was true.
I closed my eyes again, listening to the dog make horrible bone chewing noises. I was just getting used to those noises enough that I thought I might be going to sleep when TW said, in a loud and clear voice, “Why did you push that kid under the counter?”
I said, “Huh?”
She said, “Why did you push that kid under the counter?”
I said, “What?”
She said, “That kid at the ice cream shop.”
I said, “TARRANT. SHUT UP.”
She said, “OK”
It was obvious to me that she was asleep and talking. She does this a lot after taking her sleeping pill but it’s not usually so quickly after falling asleep. And she’s not usually so clear — it’s more often low mumbling that I have to fight to listen to in order to make out the words.
At 10:58pm her phone vibrated.
She JUMPED out of bed (this is a big deal because TW never jumps out of bed and she’d also just gotten out of the hospital and was taking more woozy inducing meds than just a sleeping pill.) She read the text, I assume from Prince J, typed something, peed, and then climbed back in bed.
Notice the time between her turning off her light, accusing me of doing something weird to a kid, and the text message? 13 minutes. 13 minutes!
Because besides the bone crunching noises, the dog also spent much of the night growling, howling, barking, pacing, jump on the bed and laying there for awhile, jumping off the bed and eating her bone again for awhile (or sleeping on her own darn bed) and TW says she doesn’t remember ANY OF THAT.
She also doesn’t remember taking the dog outside or wandering around the house with the dog twice more in the wee hours.
The power of Lunesta. She sleeps through all sorts of things and I get no sleep at all.
And no, I’ve never pushed a kid under any counter much less an ice cream counter.
Ha! LOVE these homespun tales of life on the prairie. You two are so funny. I’m waiting to hear from the kid under the ice cream counter. Let him speak for himself. And, I think KarenLynn’s right. You’re the one needing the Lunesta, but then what would T.W. be like without it? She’s more active on sleeping pills than I am at high noon on a summer day. Love to both, Fondly, Robin
Wow, this is both funny and scary! Glad things went well this time. But if things keep up this way.. you may have to take Lunesta yourself! Thanks for sharing a fun story.
Actually, technically, it is generic Ambien since the insurance company doesn’t have Lunesta on their formulary. Second: It wasn’t really talking in my sleep exactly about you pushing the kid under the ice cream counter. Third: um I don’t know what is third…but shrug.
My father once asked my mother if she was serving brains for dinner in his sleep. This stuff is serious LOL-making posts. I’m loving it.
I agree that this is funny AND scary. Mostly funny, though. I love when people talk in their sleep. I used to be able to get my sister to wake up just enough to tell me what she was dreaming about. It was bizarre and hilarious!
By the way: The doctor said the prednisone is to blame for the sleepwalking and talking.