TW: Oh! I ordered soap today.
Me: Huh?
TW: Soap. I ordered soap.
Me: Huh?
TW: Soap. Like to wash with?
Me: Umm I know what soap is but why did you order soap? Where did you order soap?
TW: Haldesoap.
Me: Oh. That makes sense.
TW: It was on sale! And it was the manly scents that were on sale.
Me: OK. Cool.
TW: And we are getting a little low on Haldesoap, believe it or not.
Me: Yes, we are. Which scents did you order?
TW: I don’t know. Those manly holiday ones. Like Pirates Plank and Musk Ox in Heat. Something that sounds sexy.
ME: Musk Ox in Heat?
TW: Yea, something sexy like that.
Me: Musk Ox in Heat does not sound sexy. What in the hell would Musk Ox in Heat even smell like?
TW: I don’t know, one of those manly scents. You know.
Me: I really don’t know. (And I’m thankful for that, sexy or not.)
I agree it’s a sexy scent…if you stop after, “Musk.”
mmm Ox in Heat, I know Michael wouldn’t be safe with that on. do not, please do not send a link. xo
Bwahahahahahaha!