TW was just in the bathroom, she is in there a lot but this trip she discovered something new – puppy points. She asked me to go to Cottonellepuppy.com so I umm did. I discovered TW isn’t hallucinating about puppies on toilet paper packaging. Cottonelle has a new loyalty program! Puppy Points!
If you save your puppy points you can buy nifty puppy products for a reduced price! Umm ok. I don’t want any puppy points stuff but some people might. And that’s troubling. But what is more troubling is Kansas. Or people in Kansas. Or people from Kansas. I’m not sure exactly which, maybe all of the above.
You see people in Kansas are only allowed to purchase the puppy frame. No puppy purses or puppy cellphone bags or puppy pajama bags for Kansas people. Why is that? TW said maybe people in Kansas have outlawed incredibly ugly puppy purses? I’m sure that’s not it. I know people from Kansas and this seems right up their alley. I think it more likely that Kansas lawmakers had to pass laws preventing their population from going puppy purse mad. I’m sure they all would be carrying puppy purses non-stop if their government didn’t keep them under control by restricting their puppy purchases.
What do you think?
Maybe the puppy purse programme supports Planned Parenthood. How many p’s is that?
Good question about Kansas. I don’t know that answer to that one, it’s weird. At first I thought it was some sort of plushie law but the frame has a plushie too. Maybe it has something to do with the others being more toy-like?
I have another question. How the heck is a triple roll supposed to fit in a regular toilet paper spindle when a double roll just barely squeezes in there?
What Kansas law could possibly prevent Kansans from buying tacky puppy purses? I’ll betcha it’s some kind of fabric-related thing since the puppy frame is perfectly permissible.
Bizarre, but permissible.