Chick Lit

I love First Look and bathrooms, too!

Just as I was about to give up on ever getting a preview book from Harper Collins First Look, I discover an email saying “congratulations! you were selected!” Yeaaaaaaaaa! I read further, wondering which book I am going to receive and I start to laugh – out – loud! Perfect. It just doesn’t get any more perfect.

The Men’s Guide to Women’s Bathrooms

Heh. Who better to review a book about bathrooms than me? Nobody! I have strong feelings about bathrooms. I have a collection of photographs that I have taken in bathrooms all over the world. I firmly believe that all of the world’s problems could be solved within 5 years if we did away with the men’s room and women’s room and went unisex! Also, my s/o spends a lot of time in the bathroom and of course, with six children there have been a lot of interesting bathroom experiences.

So yea, Harper Collins was smart to send this little book to me. Their timing was good too because it arrived when I was just about to finish Stanley Park. In fact the arrival of the bright and shiny new preview copy was enough to push me to finish that last chapter. Without this book, I’d probably still be reading Stanley Park. But this isn’t about Stanley Park, it’s about The Men’s Guide to Women’s Bathrooms so let’s talk about that.

First, it’s chick lit. Pure and simple chick lit. Which is good. Those people who bash chick lit, they know nothing about relaxing with a book and just letting your mind go with the flow. They know nothing about laugh out loud sillyness. They know nothing about, well, anything. I like chick lit. So there.

As is the case in many books for women (aka chick lit!) the featured character, Claire St John, is newly divorced. She’s also a lawyer who has left New York City and headed home to Austin, Texas. She’s living in her mom’s rental house and she has no money to speak of. She also doesn’t have a job and she doesn’t REALLY want to be a lawyer. She has good friends, including the token gay boy. She also has great shoes.

Claire gets the brilliant idea to write a book about women’s bathrooms. Which is a good idea. But an even better idea is to explain women’s bathroom to men, because men are clueless. More clueless than people who rag on chick lit.

As you might expect, newly divorced ex-lawyer and aspiring writer has some issues with her ex-husband that she needs to resolve. She has single friends who are looking for “the one” and finding themselves with “the wrong one”. She has a mom who is just kooky enough to remind you of your own mother (or in my case, my ex mother in law). I already mentioned gay guy friend, right? Last but not least, Claire has a new guy in her life – a guy she’s falling for, too hard and too fast. That’s never good, as everybody knows.

Don’t worry, there’s a happy ending! Oh, I almost forgot, I loved the salsa and tortilla chips and brie – excellent move. Excellent.

Fun chick lit. Even more fun if you have any fondness for Austin, Texas or SXSW or ummm Duck Tours!

Thank you Harper Collins First Look – and Jo Barrett!

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Talking to Addison

I had high hopes for Talking to Addison.  TW laughed out loud all the way through it.  I didn’t laugh out loud, I barely smiled.  It was just a little bit boring.  I didn’t really like any of the characters very much.  The computer geek recluse bit was dumb.  The other three flatmates, also dumb.  People just aren’t that dumb.  Or if they are, then they shouldn’t be and I don’t really want to read about them.

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My Lurid Past….

No I’m not about to fill you in on any of the details of MY lurid past.  I’m talking about a chick lit novel I read a few days ago and forgot to blog in the madness that was our last few days in London.

My Lurid Past was very lurid and didn’t resemble my lurid past in any way.  It was, oddly enough, set in London.  Full of sex and drugs and PR.   Not a bad book, as far as brit chick lit goes.  If you don’t mind gratuitous sex and drugs.  Which I don’t.

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The Deception of the Emerald Ring

The third in this little series was not quite as good as the first two. Something was missing from The Deception of the Emerald Ring. Maybe it was the lack of interaction between Elise and Colin? I’m not sure what the problem was because I certainly liked Letty better than I did Amy. And I loved Miss Gwen in this one.

It was rather amusing to read this while in London.  That in itself added a little twist of interest that I didn’t have when I read the first two.

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Getting Rid of Bradley

Do you remember when I blogged about “Anyone But You”?  It was last year, about women and men and dogs.  It was a good read.  That’s why TW picked out “Getting Rid of Bradley” when we wandered around the Hospice thrift shop in search of throway books to take on our trip to London.  Jennifer Crusie writes a good throw away, beach, vacation read.

Getting Rid of Bradley might have been even better than Anyone But You.  Man. Woman. Weird love story. Dogs – lots of dogs.  Better presentation than last time, I think.  Better sex scenes too.  Great beach read or airplane read.

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Dear Stranger, Dearest Friend

What a sappy title!  With a different title, I’d have liked Dear Stranger, Dearest Friend a lot more.  Also, with a few odd internet friendship stories tossed in as background, it would have been more realistic. 

Yes, you can find amazing friends and wonderful support online when you’ve been diagnosed with breast cancer.  But with every wonderful online support group comes a nutcase or two.  That is reality.  Granted this story stuck to the email correspondence between two women and in 2000 when it was written, I suppose that makes some sense – though to never read your bulletin board list again, well that seems inaccurate.  Anyway.  I liked it well enough.  It wasn’t too mushy.  There was the predictable happy but sad ending.  And some gripes about the idea of preventing breast cancer when obviously we’re just suppose to want to cure it, (which is my very own pet peeve.)

Looking for a breast cancer feel ok chick lit novel, then this will do. 

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Goodnight Nobody

I should have known – I lost my entire post about Goodnight Nobody. That’s a sign that I either shouldn’t speak badly about Jennifer Weiner and nobody cares about my half-hearted boycott of her work or that my boycott should be more than half-hearted.

Goodnight Nobody was no Good in Bed, nor was it any In Her Shoes. It wasn’t even a Little Earthquakes. It was ok. Nothing to write home about or to convince others to read. It isn’t making me regret my decision to drop Jennifer Weiner as my favorite chick lit author or my decision not to rush out and get her books as soon as they hit bookstores. No, I’m not going to change my mind about her book of short stories either.

Goodnight Nobody was ok. Not great, but ok.

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Historical Science Fiction Romance?

Whoever heard of historical romance science fiction? Imagine a Harlequin crossed with some cheese sci fi paperback. Weird. But. It. Worked. Sort of. It being The Sun and the Moon.

Once I got into the idea and I got comfortable keeping all of the characters straight, it was a little bit interesting. The King of France (who would be Louis XIV) gets a “sea monster” which is of course a mermaid courtesy of his Jesuit Natural Philosopher. The Jesuit has a sister who is not a typical woman, of course, and discovers the sea monster is not a monster or an animal but a WOMAN and she needs to stop the King from eating the mermaid and thus risking his eternal soul through cannibalism. Seriously. I’m not making this up. Vonda Mcintyre made it up.

Also, there’s romance. The Jesuit’s sister, she has many suitors even though she has no money or title. There’s the gay guy. A music composer. A prince (or was that the bastard prince, umm whatever). A dwarf. And the king himself.

Fun and mindless stuff. Oddly compelling about half-way through it.

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