Poor Sassymonkey has a problem. Some chicken that I, vegetarian that I am, though sounded yummy gave her some tummy troubles. I can relate. When I eat meat, (yea I know, vegetarians aren’t suppose to eat meat – sue me), I have that problem too. It doesn’t usually happen with chicken though.
BK Whoppers, Big Macs, Arby’s Beef n Cheddar – bad for tummy. A bit of roasted chicken, no problem. (Yea, I know. Vegetarians aren’t suppose to eat meat. I’m sorry you’re confused – get over it. It’s my life, my stomach, my stand!)
I wonder why chicken bugs the monkey girl. It’s lean. Relatively easy on every tummy. Hmmm. Maybe God is trying to tell her she needs to find religion and do it through the chicken?
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lololol.
I still blame the bout of salmonella I had 7 years ago.
It was yummy chicken. And it was free range organic chicken too so I’m going to assume it was a happy chicken. But it sure as heck didn’t make me happy.
I’m convinced if I really want to eat chicken I just have to cook the crap out of it until it’s a dry, disgusting mess.