We don’t drink. Well we do obviously drink coffee and Voss water and TW has a weird thing for Coke that I just don’t understand. An occasional green tea or a pepsi but that’s it. No alcohol. On the Ferrick-less Cruise last January, we both had one drink. I can’t remember having another alcohol drink since then and I think the last one I’d had before that was at my 40th birthday party brunch where I was forced to taste some champagne punch thing. I’m anti-alcohol and I really don’t like drunk people. Like Prince J has been known to say – alcohol just makes you dumber than you already are. Words of wisdom from his highness that everyone should take to heart, if you ask me.
So, why is this in our house? It’s in our house because every Christmas TW’s sister sends us a bottle of flavored vodka. I don’t know why. This year we asked why and were told she sent it because it is coffee flavored. Ummm ok, well the bottles before that weren’t coffee flavored, they were raspberry and stuff like that. Last year the bottle was simply poured down the drain. The year before that I assume the same thing happened to it since nobody here drank it. This year it’s up on the top shelf in our closet and I can’t decide if I want to give it away considering how I feel about drunk people and that whole alcohol just makes you dumber thing. I’ll probably just pour it down the drain one day while on a closet cleaning rampage.
What weirdness is in your house? LJ’s = still waiting for the creator of the meme, Lee, to post her entry… why don’t you post yours while we wait?
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LOLOL, coffee flavored vodka sounds terrible….how strange…anti-alcohol? really?
Duh anti-alcohol, how could you not know that about me?
of course I knew you didn’t drink…but “anti-alcohol” is something else entirely