Daily Dose

I should get serious about photography?

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry or tell my mother where she can go.  I’m leaning toward laughing because that’s usually what I do when I’d rather cry or tell someone where to go, particularly when it’s someone I like.  And I do like my mother.  Even when she ticks me off.  Like tonight.

Here I am doing the most ridiculous data entry in the history of data entry, at 8pm at night – after working a full day, just to make an extra $50 when my mother sends mail asking me for a copy of a photo I took.  I open a tab at flickr, copy the photo and send it as an attachment, telling her she could have gotten it herself if she had been logged in.

Fast forward to 10pm and I’m still doing the data entry in order to make an extra $50 and trying to decide if I’m going to work another part-time gig when I’m finished or am I going to finish up a report for my "real job" since the time I normally do that tomorrow I’ll be at the doctor’s office with Michelle or at SFCC with Michelle picking up her books.  Whatever, I’m a long way from going to sleep and my mother emails me again.  She knew she could get the photo off flickr, she wanted the much better quality original of the Heir to the Throne’s feet because she wanted to print it.  And she proceeded to lecture me about saving originals and printing my photos "if I was serious about my photography". 

Umm huh?  Like I have time for that?  What would ever lead her to believe I was serious about photography?  Or had time to even consider being serious about photography?  I work a full time job, 2 part-time jobs and I take contract work as often as I can.  I have a gazillion children (granted 3 are gone at the moment but still) and a gazillion animals.  NO I AM NOT SERIOUS ABOUT MY PHOTOGRAPHY.

And then what happens, TW who has been snoring next to me for two hours rolls over and says "I really like that photo of the girl and the turkey."  Umm what?  What photo? What turkey? What girl?  God, she probably expects me to get serious about my photography too because the almighty sent her a message in a dream.  Denise should photograph girls and turkeys for a living! Get serious about your art.

Whatever.

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Walking! For Fun and Exercise!

TW finally did it and I’m beginning to wish I hadn’t teased her into doing it.  Let this be a lesson to you people, teasing your partner can lead to serious consequences.  You’re wondering what I teased her into doing, aren’t you?  It’s the 101 things in 1001 days list.  She made one.  Finally.  And no you can’t see it because it’s private.  Well it isn’t really private it just isn’t completely public.  If you are dying to know what’s on her 101 things list, then I’ll tell you in private because like I said, it isn’t completely public.  (Hell would you make your list public if it had stuff on it like "brush my hair before work everyday for 2 weeks"?)

Anyway, she made her damn list and besides that brushing hair thing and some really frightening items related to cosmetics and giving up coke, she put walking on her list.  Walking everyday.  For a month.  Around the block.  Twice a day.  Everyday.  For. A. Month.  She’s been talking about this whole walking everyday thing for an entire freaking year.  I have just smiled and nodded my head, knowing she would never actually do this because, well, she doesn’t exercise.  It isn’t her thing.

Apparently hell froze over yesterday because I joined her on the first walk.  I strapped on (get your mind out of the gutter, people!) the pedometer and joined her like a good and dutiful girlfriend.  I complained the entire .21 miles and 10 minutes.  I felt like Prince J, I complained so much! 

Five minutes after finishing a very large dinner of hoppin john and greens, she started putting on her sneakers again.  What! We have to walk again? Tonight? In the dark?  Damn, she’s serious about this list.  So I make her wait til I finish my chapter and I join her with the pedometer and again, I complained.  All of the way.

  She tried to reassure me that this would get "easier" – umm easier? It’s already easy, that’s the problem.  There is no challenge.  It is boring and a waste of time.  If it gets any easier …  Then she tried to say it would get more relaxing.  Huh? Walking is relaxing?  Oooooooook, I would like to know what drugs Dr W slipped her that I don’t know about.  Because walking isn’t relaxing.  It’s just plain boring. 

Well guess what.  This morning at 7am, we were out there again.  Walking.  In the dark.  In the cold (it was only 58 degrees!)  And apparently we are going to walk again this evening.  Can you believe it?  The woman who never follows through and really doesn’t DO exercise is going to walk again.  Geez.  Can’t she follow through on spraying febreeze and scratching that off the chore chart everyday instead? 

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Weblog Awards

It is time to submit your nominees for the Seventh Annual Weblog Awards. Anyone can nominate a blog, it’s easy. Just go drop in the name and blog url of your favorite blog into the nomination form, provide your email addy for ballot verification and wham – your favorite blog(s) have been nominated. Who knows, they might even win. So go nominate someone. Or several someones!

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101 Things Update

Well, it’s been a year since I started the 101 things in 1001 days list and I’m happy to say I’ve kept up with it.  I haven’t always made a lot of progress but I have definitely made progress.  We’re getting down to the tougher things on the list though so who knows how successful I will be in 2007.  It’s been interesting to look at the list every month and see things that I realize now were ridiculous to put on the list and think of other things that I wish I had put on the list. 

In December, I was able to mark off the Christmas cards and the birthday cards and that was good.  I am horrible about sending such things but I did it and people were happy that I did.  I’m hoping I can keep it up next year.

More music was downloaded.  More bookmark cleaning and blogroll updating (I still want a better blogroll system and hopefully in 2007, I’ll come up with that).  Not having a working dryer this month made putting the laundry away immediately so much easier.   I’m tempted to not go further in debt for another dryer and just keep going to the laundromat every week just because it was nice to not have clothes folded up at the foot of the bed or piled on the dresser waiting to be put away.  On second thought, no, the laundromat is already tiring and I don’t think I can stand much more of it.  Heh.

Here’s to scratching off another dozen things from my list in 2007, do you think I can manage it?

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The Yearly Alphabet

A – Astrid is Chris’s new girlfriend, she changes her hair color more than Michelle ever did – and she tends to sport a buzz cut when she doesn’t have unusually colored hair.

B – Last year blogs were big, they were even bigger this year.  Not only did we attend BlogherCon, allowing us to meet people like Nancy White (gasp!) but I was on a Blogher panel and I spent the year sharing Health & Wellness topics on Blogher.   Even bigger than blogs and Blogher were burritos.  Michelle started working at Burrito Brothers in May and has become quite the expert burrito maker which Prince J heartily approves of.

C – Who in their wildest dreams would have guessed I’d not only be an active member of Clubmom but a blogging member of Clubmom?  Not me, not in a zillion years.  But I started in June and have enjoyed every second of it.

D – TW gave a presentation about blogging for a group of Dietitians in Pennsylvania late in August.  A real grown up conference.  Who’d have thunk it?  D is also for Dexter the Showtime TV series we’ve added to our weekly television watching.

E – Elvis the Rat moved into our house – into my bedroom to be precise.  She and I have mostly made peace with each other, as long as she doesn’t make too many rat noises or escape from the bathroom when she is having "rat time" then we’re ok.

F –  Prince J along with his flute, made it to first chair at the end of fall. 

G – Gameboys entered the picture for both E and RJ, even though RJ swore for a full year that she didn’t want a Gameboy.  When the time came for her to create a birthday wishlist both a Gameboy and a Nintendo DS were on her list.  She got the Gameboy and uses Chris’s DS to play the game she likes.

H –  Chris moved home again and lives in the Florida Room.

I – IKEA was big again this year.  Michelle lucked out with a trip to celebrate her 16th birthday by purchasing a brand new bedroom at IKEA in Atlanta.

J – Jenn and Ronnie split up and Jenn has a new guy in her life.  She seems happy and she’s talking about going back to college in the new year.  (fingers crossed)

K – The hermits kicked the bucket, as did the dragons errr anole lizards.  All dogs and cats and turtles still here, though Chanel’s days are numbered.  Old age is catching up with her.

L –  Lists, lists, and more lists.  Life was full of lists.  Grocery lists, to do lists, chore lists, and the infamous 101 things list. 

M – TW finally had the mystery bump removed.  It took a 3 day stay in the hospital but it’s gone and we’re glad.

N – No grandchild for me this year.  Jenn ended her marriage and has a new apartment, a new boyfriend and a new life that she seems to be happy with. 

O – Out with the old, in with the new – that was a bit of a motto for us.  We worked hard to clean out a lot of old stuff from around the house – it’s still out in the garage though because we aren’t good at follow through.   

P –  Christopher has found his way to Leonardo’s where he makes pizza and is on his way to a manager position there.  Pirates were popular (SWEETNEY!!) with Michelle, RJ, Jenn and Chris.  Pirate swim team, pirate music, pirate movies, pirate costumes and pirate bandanas.

Q – It’s far too quiet around here now that the small children have gone off to Cambridge with their father for a six month sabbatical.  Sometimes quiet is nice, right now it’s taking a lot of getting use to.

R – Runewhatever aka Runescape has become the new favorite past-time for both TW and Prince J.  They’re constantly talking about quests and often sound like they are speaking some weird foreign language.

S – RJ enjoyed her stint as part of the Safety Patrol this fall and winter and Michelle entered Sante Fe Community College as part of the Dual Enrollment program.  She took four classes her first semester and has signed up for four more.  Synchronized swimming remained popular, and E added it to her life in the summer. 

T –  We are back down to only having one Toyota parked in our driveway.  Chris’s poor little white Toyota finally moved out, it was donated to charity and we hope whoever is using it (or using it for parts) enjoys it.

U – I did a great job of upsetting folks with my discussion of heteronormativity (or lack of) at Blogher, by using the phrase  "grow a pair" and by telling a friend she was behaving poorly as a CL at iVillage.  I’m sure I did more to upset folks, though right at the moment those are the ones that come to mind.

V – Vagina Monologues again this year, with the 1/2 child in tow.  (TW says no ABC list for the year would be complete without mentioning how VERY broke we are.)

W – The big kids’ father left NJ (finally) and moved back to SC.  He’s working at Walmart which is what he always said he was going to do after he retired from the AF.  Who knew he was so prophetic?  Web 2.0 in all its glory has taken over my work life and it hasn’t been all good.  It hasn’t been all bad, either though and World of Warcraft keeps Chris and his g/f busy on multiple computers around the house.

X – My "x" father in law had a liver transplant this summer and is doing amazingly well.  My "x" sister in law had a baby boy just a couple of days ago and is another family member who I still say should have stayed childfree – but do those girls ever listen to me?  Also my brother’s x g/f’s daughter had a baby this year too, another boy in the family.   

Y – Yugioh is still popular here, but now in the form of Gameboy games but Pokemon is still the favorite. 

Z –  We attended the Zellwood Corn Festival this year and Terri Clark can really wear a hat, can’t she? heh

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Class Matters

Class Matters is a terrific book for homeschoolers or for UU folks looking for a non-fiction book discussion. We spend a lot of time talking about feminism or racial prejudice or homophobia but we avoid discussions of class like the plague. Class Matters makes good solid points as to why we need to stop doing this. And it gives a lot of good tips for people who want to take part in classism discussions or movements.

Fabulous book, I’m going to buy it.

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Christmas Tyops

Mom got us a new toaster oven for Christmas. TW was excited because it is big and it does lots of things. Plus, it has automatic shut-off for people like me who leave sculpey clay in for three days ’cause we got distracted. Or like Chris who leave hashbrowns in there for 6 hours because we’re forgetful.

TW opened it up this morning and started giggling. Typo on the control panel! And, she laughs more when she opens up the instruction book to find another typo! POEWR of the OVER! Cool. I love this toaster.

The instruction manual.

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The face of the toaster oven.

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The Problem with Kate Delafield

I’ve finally figured out what the problem is with Katherine Forrest’s Kate Delafield mysteries, the problem is Kate herself. Her personality varies almost completely from one book to another so it doesn’t even seem like she’s the same person. Kate Delafield has a personality disorder and I wish Katherine Forrest would help her fix that – and fix it so we always see the Kate Delafield who was in Liberty Square (and Sleeping Bones) and not the Kate Delafield who was in Hancock Park.

The entire Vietnam veterans storyline often feels tired and over done but in Liberty Square I never found myself annoyed with the characters for rehashing the problems with Vietnam the way I have with other books. I liked every single one of the characters. I liked the way Forrest covered the problem with being gay in the military, now and then. Even the sappy ending with everyone visiting The Wall felt like it fit and wasn’t forced.

Finally, a reason to like Detective Delafield (and her g/f) again.

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