Family Funk

Cat Nip Loving Dog

Remember when we went to the Pet Expo, well not only did we buy a bunch of dog treats, I bought a cat nip toy in the shape of a banana for the Fake Cat. It was a banana, I couldn’t resist.

It was in the bag with the other treats that we bought and that bag was in Prince J’s room. A couple of hours after we got home, Elly asked if she could give Skeeter the banana toy. I told her that she could not because it was a CAT treat for the FAKE CAT, duh. She insisted Skeeter wanted it. Needed it. Should have it. I told her NO!

Since then, every time Skeeter has broken into Prince J’s room or one of has has inadvertently let her in there, she’s gone for the banana cat nip treat.

When I retrieved the banana cat nip toy to send it to the Fake Cat, Skeeter got very excited. She was SURE she was finally going to get that treat. She jumped, she spun around in circles, she sat like a good puppy. She begged. She tried to grab it out of my hand. She sniffed it all over and licked it and made one last attempt and grabbed it from the counter while I was looking for the Wild Iris coffee mug. I had to chase her through the house to get it back.

Why does our dog love cat nip? Do all dogs love cat nip? Why does Skeeter go nuts over the banana cat nip toy while the Fake Cat is so much calmer?

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Spring Means Bugs!

Skeeter really likes bugs. Bugs that crawl on the ground. She doesn’t like bugs that fly.

Flies and bees annoy her. She’s even a little scared of both of them. It’s kind of amusing to watch her cower in fear and confusion because there’s a fly buzzing around the window of the back door when she wants to go out.

It’s also pretty amusing to watch her dig a hole to try and get the non-flying bugs that she can smell down there in the ground. Because that is what she’s doing — she’s digging for bugs, not digging just to be digging.

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Dog Toys and DoggyLoot

I seem to be talking to a lot of people, one on one, about dog toys that stand up to Skeeter so I figured maybe it was time to write a new post about dog toys we recommend.

But first, I have to give a nice shout out to DoggyLoot.

I joined DoggyLoot a couple of months ago when I saw a discount code thingy for $5 off when you join. I wasn’t sure what I wanted to order, so I just joined their dog toy of the month club and Skeeter’s received several toys from their club since we joined.

Most of the toys didn’t stand up to Skeeter but not many toys do, so I don’t hold that against DoggyLoot. What I do particularly appreciate is the fact that when they sent emails to their customers telling us that we had a $5 credit to use, when we really didn’t, they made good on that email and gave everyone the $5. That’s the kind of customer service that seems to be going out of style.

If you want to try DoggyLoot and you haven’t joined, this link has my affiliate code attached to it. (If you join using my link, you get a $5 credit right off the bat — if you order, I’ll get a $10 credit.) If you don’t want to join, it won’t hurt my feelings. If you want to join but you don’t want to click my link, it won’t hurt my feelings either.

Now, onto the toys that are standing up to the Skeeter test:

  • Orbee-Tuff Glow Bone — we got this one at the Pet Expo. She likes it and she hasn’t (knock on wood) come close to destroying it. I was surprised by how well it’s held up.
  • Crinkist — another toys we got at the Pet Expo. After chewing up a few different water bottle toys, this one is amazing. It’s a little tough to get the bottle into (use soap!) but once it’s in there, it stays until she’s chewed the heck out of it. She’s been through four bottles and the toy/holder is no worse for ware. That’s amazing!
  • Sticky Bone — we bought this at Pet Supplies Plus. Total impulse purchase that I picked up because the material is similar to that of the Orbee-Tuff Glow Bone and I was interested in what would happen if she had a toy that sticks to the floor/wall. Well… it doesn’t stick very well, so that’s kind of a bust. (I tested one in the store and it worked great — I’m guessing I didn’t buy the one I tested, sigh.) But, she carries it around and chews on it like she chews on everything, and it’s holding up really well though we haven’t stuck any toys into the crevices…
  • This was a $5 toy that we bought at Pet Supplies Plus. I figured it would be destroyed in a second, particularly after I pulled the tag off the top and exposed some stuffing. She’s a maniac for stuffing. But — nope, it’s in great shape and she loves this darn toy. Soft rubber, a lot like the Orbee-Tuff and the but not exactly the same. It’s softer and I really can’t believe she hasn’t destroyed it yet. I should have saved the tag but I really never thought it would last more than a couple of hours, max!
  • This one came from DoggyLoot. I didn’t have a lot of hope for it but she had it almost a month before she started chewing pieces off of it. Though she has started chewing pieces off it it, it’s still holding up well… normally once she gets the first piece off, it’s just a matter of minutes before she’s shredded the toy into tiny bits. Not this one. I sure wish I knew the brand name…

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The Things We Have Not Seen

My brother (yes, dammit, I have a brother) and SIl (no, Christine is NOT my sister) are coming to Chicago this week. Yay! Christine is coming! (errr, and Mike, too.)

My brother and I are alike in a lot of ways but in other ways, we’re very very different — I think it might be most noticeable in talking about the things he and Christine might want to do while they’re here.

Some things I suggested, things I’ve enjoyed and other visitors have enjoyed, didn’t appeal to him/them at all. Other things that he asked about are things that I’ve never seen/done, often because they’re not high on my “things I want to do/see in Chicago” list.

But, that wee little phone call with my brother caused me to start thinking (again) about leaving this place in three years. Before we leave, there are things we should see and do and rather than wait til the last few months of living here, maybe we should make a list now and start seeing those things now?

Time to get out the Chicago guide books and make some lists!

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Going to Austin

Yes, we’re going to Austin. That’s what my adding all of those Austin/San Antonio travel guides to my GoodReads account means.

We’re going to Austin June 5-9.

We’re going to Austin June 5-9 for BlogHer Food.

We’re staying at the Austin Hilton.

Michelle Belle will be there (tentatively) June 5-7, (she’s coming in for Chaos in Tejas and staying a couple of extra days in order to see US.)

We’re coming in early because I’ve never been to Austin and TW really likes Austin and I’m sad because I think the Cathedral of Junk might be closed. How sad would that be?

What weird interesting things should we do while we’re in Austin?

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The Things You Find (Part Two)

I spent hours upstairs with Elly yesterday, cleaning out her disaster zone of a room. I’ve cleaned a lot of kids rooms in my day but never have I seen one quite like this… it’s not so much that it was the worst (that honor still goes to Michelle Belle, I think) but I was constantly surprised by the things I found. I was also just surprised by Elly and the cleaning of her room. That’s even more unusual — me being surprised by a kid. Huh.

She is the kid who is most uncomfortable with throwing things away or giving them away or selling them. She needs to hold onto her things. She was terrified (and not just pretending to be) that I was going to throw away something important or special (and it was all important or special) while she wasn’t looking. Or while she was looking.

I’m not really that kind of parent, so we made it through the job with only a few hysterical moments (none of which dissolved into tears — see, nobody ever cries around here. It’s so weird, lol.)

I didn’t throw away the bug carcasses in her Disney princess jewelry box/cd player.

I did not throw away any of the plastic shopping bags.

I did not throw away any of her stuffed animals (they’re just to look at!!!!)

I did not throw away anything that would have caused her anxiety, though it was touch and go for awhile when I wanted to throw out an almost completely unused French workbook from 6th grade. (She does not TAKE French any longer and has no plans to do so again, lol.)

I did throw away her hat boxes and several hats, but she couldn’t argue with that since they were horribly mildewed and more disgusting than pretty much anything I’ve ever seen in a kids’ bedroom.

I also didn’t REALLY mess up any of her special “displays” though I very much wanted to.

I did, accidentally, mess up the erasure pigs’ home. I had no idea the empty Mr. Potato Head box was housing pigs — and by that time, we’d been up there for hours and I was very, very tired of being up there. Oops. I’m sure the pigs are just as happy (almost?) living in a decoupage baby food jar.

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The Things You Find (Part One)

Last week, I had to go up to RJ’s bedroom to look for a library book that was about to be over-due and could no longer ignore the fact that her room was a MESS.

(That’s my rule — teens can do what they want with their room, as long as I don’t have to go into it but as soon as I have to enter the room, for whatever reason — if it’s a mess, then it has to get cleaned up.)

So, I made a date with her to get in there and clean it up. If I’d just told her to clean it up, she would have shoved things into corners and into the closet and under her bed — so I went up and directed her and helped sort through some of the mess with her.

Two hours later…

– Turns out Prince J isn’t the ONLY Pop Tarts stealer in the house. He might eat an entire box of Pop Tarts but RJ hoards package upon package of Pop Tart. I prefer Prince J since we had to toss all of her hoard out and at least he actually eats what he takes.

– She has a lot of journals but she HATES journals.

– I found more than a dozen books that belong to me and TW up there.

– The kid with NO hair has the most hairbrushes. I counted five but there may have been more.

– The kid with NO hair has the most hair accessories: pony tail bands, hair clips, barrettes, head bands.

– Christmas gift card boxes make great condom boxes. Who knew?

– M&M’s might not melt in your hand but they do melt in a M&Ms dispenser that hasn’t been touched in a couple of years. Yuk. (Teens have to be almost FORCED to through said M&Ms dispenser away even after they’ve exclaimed over the disgusting mess inside of the M&M holder for a good twenty minutes.)

Stay tuned — I’ve got a date with Elly for bedroom clean up.

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Madness

There are days when these girls are just… beyond wacky.

They rant. They rave. They make jokes. They poke fun. They laugh and laugh and laugh.

And, we laugh along with them.

I’m pretty sure the people in Menchie’s tonight thought we were mad.

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Puppy Weather

It’s puppy weather.

Not super cold. Not super warm. Not super icy. Not super muddy.

That’s the important part, the not super muddy part.

Skeeter does not like getting muddy.

She does like getting dirty, though. She’s happily digging holes all over the backyard. I was hopeful that adding some fresh gravel in areas where she normally likes to dig would dissuade her from the digging. No luck. She’s a happy digging dog.

We’re considering some fencing in back but I’m wondering if what we need is a puppy sandbox…

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