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Daily Dose of Shopping – Earth Day?

If we had been home for Earth Day we would have worked in the garden, we really need to work in the garden, but we weren’t so we didn’t.  Instead, we found ourselves using the last of a tank of very expensive gas to drive 30 miles into Tampa to shop at the new Wild Oats.

I’ve never been to a Wild Oats before and I was disappointed to find out it was opening just a couple of days after our Spanish II field trip early in April.  It was terrific to find ourselves a half hour away from Wild Oats and plenty of time to spare on a shopping spree.  And shopping, we did.

First let me just say that you Tampa folks talk really loudly and you should tone down your voices a little bit when you are in Wild Oats.  The lighting and the nice music should be respected and appreciated and your grocery shopping experience should feel relaxing in that environment, not like a three ring circus.  I know it’s a new store and you’re excited but please. relax. 

Once I got use to the sheer NOISE and the crowds I was good.  I even managed to get through the entire store without feeling the need to bolt and drag TW OUT of there.  And, I enjoyed it quite a bit.  Cool stuff.  Interesting stuff.  Familiar stuff too.  And the cafe was nice.  Some weird people there – why would anyone ask the barista if the hot chocolate tastes like milk or tastes like coke?  That’s just a weird question, ya know?  And the dude who tasted every hot entree item and then ordered 1/4 lb of the macaroni & cheese was also weird.   The cute little manager, Ashley, was not weird to me – I have teens who look like she does but a lot of people probably thought she was weird.

So, Wild Oats shopping was a success!  Whole Foods in a couple of weeks and then Trader Joe’s this summer and I can die a happy woman.  I never thought I’d say I enjoy grocery shopping.  I never thought I would be looking forward to visiting grocery stores.   Talk about weird….

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Daily Dose of Dogs, Cats, Candy & Questions

They say dogs should not eat chocolate.  They say it’s not good for them.  They even sometimes say it will kill them.  Those dog lover fanatic people get all hysterical if you talk about dogs eating chocolate.  I think its bull.

I think chocolate is only unhealthy for dogs in the same way it is unhealthy for people.  I think it will only kill them in the same way it kills people.  I think those dog lover fanatic people who get all hysterical are like the food nazis who get all upset about kids eating chocolate. 

The reason I think this is I have dogs eating chocolate experience.  Tons of it.  Every single holiday – from Halloween to Christmas to Valentine’s Day to Easter the darn black dog eats an abundance of candy – generally chocolate candy.  And he’s not dead.  Yet.  In fact, he has not even indicated he has a stomach ache after eating almost a full basket of Easter candy yesterday on top of eating a half dozen chocolate covered peanut butter eggs TW and the kids made the day before on top of eating a 1/4 of a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips that fell onto the floor the day before that.

So – if dogs do, in fact, die from eating chocolate – why hasn’t this one died?  Or why hasn’t his much older, much more fragile, mother who has also indulged in a good bit of chocolate every holiday since she came to live with us fallen ill?  And why didn’t the black lab who lived with us before these two cockers die from eating chocolate?  And what about the white spitz we had before that?  Or the mutt we had before that?  What kind of dogs get sick from eating chocolate? What kind die?  Is it a certain kind of chocolate and chocolate eaten on holidays doesn’t cause illness or death?

And while I’m questioning the truth vs myth factor of dogs eating chocolate – do cats get sick from eating chocolate? Do they die?  Because I’ve got one who is working on eating her weight in chocolate… and she’s showing no ill effects.  Sigh.

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Daily Dose of Contradictions – Easter

I am difficult to predict.  I’m one small contradiction after another.  I’m nuts.  Ask anyone around here, they will tell you this is true.  Oh don’t bother asking them, I’ll give you two Easter examples and you’ll see for yourself.

I am really not into the whole Christian Easter thing.  Oh sure, I wake up ever Easter morning and say "He is risen" or post it on my private message board and I expect the children to know the proper response and to give it simply because it is Easter.  But I’m not a Christian so I don’t really believe all of that crucifixion/resurrection thing except as a cool story that’s evolved from some really basic facts.  That’s pretty much how I feel about all holidays. 

Knowing this, you’d think I’d be comfortable attending the UU Fellowship on Easter.  Instead, I really hate the UU on Easter.  I hate it on Christmas too.  But mostly on Easter.  I hate it because I think it is ridiculous that UU ministers talk about how difficult this sermon is for them to preach.  I hate it because I think it is ridiculous that a UU congregation that prides itself on its open-mindedness and its ability to embrace all beliefs would feel uncomfortable with the preaching of the Easter story in a more traditional sense.  What exactly are UUs afraid of that they can’t handle sitting through an hour service with a minister telling the Easter story as Christians around the world are hearing it?  Sheesh.

See – a contradiction.  I’m not a Christian but I would rather hear a Christian Easter service than the tripe tossed out by UU ministers.  (I will say that the Reverend Louise, who I generally dislike, made a good attempt at it today – and her sniffling through the sermon was sort of touching.  She should have gone all out and given a good solid telling of Easter instead, though.)

Fast forward several hours to Easter dinner… TW asked the children what they thought my favorite part of Easter might be.  E said "eggs benedict".  Ha! no!  TW explained that I do not eat eggs benedict as I stood in the kitchen giggling.  (this revelation was just more fuel to the Denise is evil fire that we like to feed them)  RJ suggested candy would be my favorite thing.  Umm no, more giggling from me in the kitchen.  TW said "Denise’s favorite part of Easter is the ham".  Prince J said "Denise doesn’t eat ham, she’s a vegetarian"… I stepped around the corner with my plate… which did include ham.  I showed it to Prince J and he just stared.  RJ said "HUH?"

I explained that I do, in fact, eat ham on Easter.  I can’t help it.  Just like I can’t help eating a bit of turkey at Thanksgiving, the occasional horrible cheeseburger from McDonald’s and a Beef n Cheddar once in awhile on a road trip. Another contradiction. 

I do love keeping people guessing but then I have been known to rant about how little people really know about me… (ack, a third contradiction I wasn’t going to share right now.  Oh well, consider it a bonus.)

He is risen… and ham is good.

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Daily Dose of Charleston – Confusion

So we went to Charleston last weekend.  I was tempted to say "home to Charleston" but since it’s only me who considers Charleston "home" I resisted the urge.  I wonder if there will come a time when I don’t feel the urge to say "home to Charleston"?  I haven’t actually lived there for a gazillion years, (I hate the word gazillion and am only saying it because of RJ, which is another post so remind me to talk about that another day), and everytime I go "home" it looks less and less like "home".

I did successfully avoid the "bridges" for the most part.  The new bridge jumped into my line of vision at the Meeting St off ramp that looks so incredibly not like "home" that I almost drove off of the ramp because the traffic pattern was so wrong but other than that I avoided seeing any potentially heart breaking changes over there.  My mom found the book I had to have and I bought it in the Millenium Music Store – which is another building so not like "home" thatthe only reason I can go in is  because all of King Street looks so bloody different I can sort of pretend it didn’t exist at all when I was a kid and was just dropped into place after I moved away.  The book is a tiny flippy photo book of a "white car" driving across the Grace.  I love it.  I love that my mom saw it and chased me down across the store to tell me I needed it.  You can see the flippy book in action – go look! (click the books!)

Another incredibly not like home experience was driving through the Charleston Naval Shipyard.  OMG.  I have not been on the Navy Base since before I got married.  How run down.  How different.  How amazing.  I can’t begin to describe the differences or the sameness.  Unless you’ve experienced the Charleston Naval Shipyard in all it’s glory, unless driving through it in the 70’s felt normal and routine, there is just no way to explain the feeling of driving through it now for the first time.  My mom had not been back since then either so she is probably the only one I know who understands just what that was like.

Since I’m talking about this trip "home" I might as well talk about the &%$# airshow.  It was air show weekend and Jenn lives on the airbase.  What horrible timing I have.  There is not a worse weekend to be on an air force base than air show weekend and I can say that last weekend was the worse air show experience I have had in my entire life of air shows – and there have been dozens and dozens, at a half dozen air force bases around the world.  What idiots create a traffic plan to get civillians, military members and military family members TO the airshow but never stop to think that SOME military members and military family members might want to NOT attend the airshow? Or more importantly, that someone might actually want to LEAVE the base at 9am and NOT attend the airshow?  There is nothing more ridiculous than routing people from military family housing TO the airshow parking in order to get them OFF of the base – and then discovering that once you get them to the airshow there isn’t actually a plan to get them OFF of the base.  There’s nothing worse than talking to nice airmen at checkpoints at each corner of the base only to be told something totally different and usually completely opposite from what you were told at the previous checkpoint.  Whoever planned the airshow at Charleston Air Force Base this year should be given an Article 15.  Someone take care of that, please.

On the otherhand, the reservists manning the Pass and ID desk in BLDG 51 on Friday were awesome people.  Thanks for covering for the active duty pukes who blew off their Friday and left you holding the bag.  I appreciate it.

Another positive experience, though other members of my family may disagree, was the discovery of a new restaurant in North Charleston – Sesame (corner of Montague and Spruill – same side of the street as NCHS but right before the railroad tracks, off to the right – for those of you who may attempt to find it).  When I say new I really mean new – it was in its first week of business, I believe.  A rundown looking little concrete block building with a ton of vegetarian options on the menu – and when I say a ton, I mean a ton.  TW and I split a total of 6 different types of "mini" black bean burgers.  We tried three different appetizers (the onion rings, the bruschetta and the wings – the wings weren’t vegetarian) and all three were very good.  The sweet potato fries were possibly the best I’ve ever had.  These folks make their own mustard, ketchup and mayo and TW was in love with the ketchup – which is weird because she hates ketchup.  My girls were making strange moaning noises over their brownie sundae and the lemon iced blondie was reported to be ok but not as good as the brownie.  (Desserts are made by the folks at Five Loaves) There was some not so good stuff that happened during our dinner – a ticket mix up caused the bulk of our party (everyone except me and TW) to have to wait a good 30 minutes extra for their meal.  Then the medium to medium well burgers were not actually cooked to medium/medium well.  My sil ordered the "mini burger sampler" and got 2 of the burgers she ordered but the 3rd one was not the type she ordered.  The manager did remove her meal from the bill and gave her a free dessert, without prompting to do so.  If you visit this restaurant – order your burgers well done or order the black bean burgers instead.  Try the South Carolina burger, it has homemade pimento cheese on top! 

One other Charleston thought – don’t go to the Crap Crab Shack on Dorchester (heading toward Summerville it’s on the right, just past Ashley Phosphate).  We’ve been there twice and nobody except my sister in law and my son in law like it.  (If you do go, order the red potatoes and ask for some of the dipping sauce for the fried green tomatoes to go with – it’s the only thing I’ve found worth ordering).

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Daily Dose of Candy – Twizzler Tweeterz

twizzlertweeterz.jpgI like Twizzlers. I like them quite a bit. Only the regular flavor Twizzlers, none of the funny flavors. I’m a Twizzler purist. TW often buys me “new” Twizzler products and I don’t really like them. The most recent “new” Twizzler purchase is unfortunately on the “I don’t really like them” list, too. It’s unfortunate because they had potential. Sort of a combination of Twizzler Nib (though the pieces are smaller than Nib size) and jelly beans. But no, the combination doesn’t work.

twizzlers_001.jpgFirst problem is that the coating is all cracked and grainy. Maybe that’s due to our Floridian existance, it was 97 in the car yesterday. Do you folks up north where it’s freezing have cracked and grainy Tweeterz shells? The next problem is that it’s overkill. Too much sweetness. What I like about Twizzlers is they are sweet but not too sweet. Adding the jelly bean coating was too much for me.

Another blogger doesn’t agree with my assessment. HMPH!

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Thinking Out Loud – 10th Grade Reading List

**Originally posted in September 2005 and Edited on March 27, 2006**

We’ve made some deviations in the plan, as expected. Some good deviations, others not so good

Original plan:

  • Herland
  • Watership Down
  • Anthem
  • The Scarlett Letter (up next)
  • Jane Eyre
  • Clockwork Orange
  • The Good Earth
  • Gone With the Wind
  • Odd Girl Out

Added:

  • Persepolis – my mom insisted, she was bored, she read 1/4 and gave up
  • Breakfast at Tiffany’s – good addition
  • Stupid White men – she got annoyed by “stupid white men” and put it down halfway
  • Night – great addition
  • Lion, Witch & Wardrobe – ok addition – she didn’t like it and I never did either, which is why she never read it when she was young
  • White Oleander – great for her, not necessarily a great educational choice
  • City of Beasts – good addtion, Allende for young adults
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Daily Dose of Daytona – Museums

Last weekend was another synchro weekend, this time in Daytona Beach.  Always a good time – Daytona Beach during spring break.  Woohooo.  Last year we didn’t arrive super early and just drove down to the beach and ate at Steve’s Famous Diner with the kids.  This year we arrived early and found ourselves without a plan.  We laughingly considered a shopping trip to Kohl’s but as we were pondering this TW spotted a museum sign.  I crossed a couple of lanes of traffic and we were on our way to the Daytona Beach Museum of Arts & Sciences.

I have to say it, the museum was a pleasant surprise.  It was bigger than I expected.  It covered a wide range of "topics".  The Coke display was obviously a hit for TW and I found it more interesting than most Coke displays.  The cars and trains were cool.  The teddy bears were frightening in a way that Egyptian mummies can never be.  And the mummies weren’t bad either, considering I have mummy issues stemming from my childhood.  (Remind me and I’ll tell you about that some day)  The museum also has a nice little nature trail, again a surprise, even though parts of the trail were closed while we were there.

If you’re in Daytona Beach and you don’t want to do the Nascar thing or the drunken beach  thing then give the museum a try, I think you’ll enjoy it.

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Daily Dose of Advice – Underwear

The only advice I can really give you about underwear is don’t bother wearing it.  I know that doesn’t work for a lot of you and that’s ok.  Maybe in your next life you will have seen the light and found the freedom but until then, I support you.  And because I support you I’m going to send you to my friend the sassymonkey.  She understands underwear and she has ALMOST convinced me that I need to rush out to pantie shop.  That ALMOST convinced me thing is huge!  I don’t do underwear and I do not shop.  That tells you just how GOOD she is with the underwear talk.  And, I know from experience, she knows how to give panties as gifts, too.

Where was I? OH yea, Sassymonkey and underwear, go over there and learn from the mistress.  Just don’t let her get you into trouble.  Along with wisdom beyond her years, she likes to cause a stir… odd, since she’s Canadian… 😉

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Daily Dose of Kids – Paint

My father and I have something in common, we both hate to paint.  We both agree that the best part of living in military housing is the fact that we can tell our spouses or children – sorry, you can’t paint the walls because the military won’t let you.  I spent 20 years not having to paint bedrooms by simply using that nice little excuse.  Once, I violated those rules and allowed Jenn to put wallpaper border on her walls and then lived to regret it when the time came to strip those walls and get everything back up to "standards". 

Jenn lives in military housing with her husband, and has since she got married.  She ignored those rules and stenciled and painted and wallpapered up her military housing in NJ.  And then had to repaint everything military off white before she moved to Charleston.  You’d think she would have learned her lesson but no, she hasn’t.  She’s painted and stenciled and wallpapered up her new house.  We always use to tease her about being adopted – this is one of those reasons.  Neither the dirtbag or I would ever do that much work on a house that had to be repainted military off white in a few years.

So why am I doing it now, in a rental unit??  Letting these kids choose these incredibly dark colors?  Michelle had a mural on her wall for a couple of years that was every primary color plus black.  Her bedroom door is still a combo of black and red.  Now she’s got that deep teal green color, E has a light but incredibly bright blue and RJ has hit somewhere in the middle with a cross between the lighter blue and the deep teal.  And I’m exhausted.

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E, RJ and I began painting around 10:30am.  After RJ and I spent an hour taping baseboards and frames.  Within 3 minutes of our project, E had decided sitting on the paint can lid was a good idea.  Then she stepped on it.  They both kicked the drop cloth so there was no drop cloth anywhere near the walls.  They rolled over the tape and onto the baseboard and frame.  No big deal.  Didn’t bother me at all.  But when RJ wiped up an "over-roll" as we call it with a rag we had used to wipe down filthy walls, I got a little tense.  When I looked down and saw she had dropped the filthy rag into the paint tray full of paint, I decided we all needed a break.  I took five.  The girls took the rest of the day.  And the half child wandered in just when I thought I might disinigrate into dust (there goes the plastination was what I was thinking). 

The boy took over the top half of the room while I worked the bottom.  Within half an hour it was DONE.  (Except clean up, I am always in charge of cleanup). 

Now we’ve got to deal with some spray painting of bookshelves this week, tracking down a dresser that will fit in her closet because she isn’t willing to get rid of any of her three bookshelves (or maybe an under the bed storage thing would work??) and get that painted her weird perriwinkle color.  Oh and she needs a desk chair.  I’m thinking she needs to paint one herself – an unfinished wooden chair that she can paint a seascape on or something would be fun for her. 

Now Prince J needs to choose his color and I need a couple of months to recuperate. 

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Daily Dose of Stuff – IKEA

Michelle’s IKEA furniture has arrived.  The wrong color.  In fact two wrong colors.  But, she’s over it and has decided that this is ok, maybe better than the original choice since her walls are so dark.  She and the half child and one of their friends put the dresser together in about 15 minutes.  I was impressed.  (Not that I’ve seen it, but impressed that it was done so quickly)  The half child and friend have left for band practice and Michelle is putting together nightstand number 1 – alone.  I’m waiting for the "mommmmmm, help meeeeee" from the top of the stairs…

***Update – within about 3 minutes she was at the door asking for help. We put together a MALM nightstand and the IVAR TV Stand. I wanted to do the second MALM nightstand but she was done for the night. Tomorrow leaves the MALM bed, the other nightstand and the NORREBO shelf unit. You can see the first round of photos here. The boys were a little weird. 1/2 child whispering IKEA magic words into the friend’s ear? Hmmm

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