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Daily Dose of Mystery – Birds

I made a mistake, it happens so rarely I should have known it would come back to haunt me somehow. The mistake wasn’t a big one, just a little tiny thing but it’s caused some issues and now we have a mystery on our hands.

Quite some time ago, almost 5 years ago actually, I mentioned in passing to TW that I liked flamingos. Lawn flamingos in particular but all flamingos in general.

40flamingos.jpgWell folks, don’t make the same mistake I did. Telling TW you like something leads to being inundated with that thing. In every type, shape and form. From halloween pumpkins carved with a flamingo to flamingo lights of all sizes and types to flamingo statues and yes, yard flamingos. 40 of them for my 40th birthday and a variety of others just for everyday.

After almost 5 years of this, I’ve finally gotten her to stop buying every new flamingo she sees, though others still tend to gift me with flamingos. My sister, (yes THAT sister), sent me clothes for a yard flamingo a couple of years ago. I do not EVER “do” clothes on animals, statues or otherwise. For my birthday last year she sent me the most unusual flamingo trimmed jeans I’ve ever seen. Anyway, you get the point right? They don’t call our house The Flamingo House for nothing.

This brings us to the mystery, well almost to the mystery.

We live in Florida where the lottery symbol is the flamingo. We live in a state where there are simply a lot of flamingos. Wild, in zoos, in stores, store logos – you name it, Flamingos.

Oddly enough, in our college town, you don’t see many lawn flamingos. At least not in the neighborhoods we travel through. But all of a sudden, the folks down the street have acquired a couple of flamingos. Only in the winter. And they wear wool scarves and they move, from yard to yard. Though never to our house. They seem to prefer the houses at the bottom of the hill which is fine by me because I ummm have enough.

And a house around the corner, they too have acquired flamingos but they don’t seem to travel from house to house. Maybe because they have lightbulbs and know they need to stick close to home or risk losing their light? I dunno, I haven’t asked them why they don’t travel.
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So as we are pondering the recent acquisition of flamingos, by apparently straight folks (because I know you were guessing gay people had moved in, weren’t you?), a new bird appeared in our yard. Overnight.

It’s not a flamingo but it goes well with our flamingos. Except that it is orange and blue, gator color, which I’m not really a fan of. At first we thought he was rainbow colored but he’s not. Various shades of orange and blue. Hmm. Where did he come from and when is he leaving?

We thought maybe the 1/2 child left him as a surprise. But no, he swears he has no clue and he’s not a good liar. We asked the friends of the 1/2 child and the other two teens in the house. Huh? was the response. I finally remembered to ask Chris last night and he was completely confused. He thought I was going to ask him to fix one of the birds or move it or do some other chore. When he realized there was a new one in the yard, he first said “ha I hadn’t noticed” and then said “ummm who would bring you another yard bird?” I didn’t bother to clarify that chickens are yardbirds and this is not a chicken.

While asking him, the small children overheard my confusion so I asked them if they knew anything about it. Ha, they hadn’t noticed either. (We’re one heck of an observant family or we’re just use to weird birds living in our front yard – you guess which it is)

So where did this thing come from? Why is it here? Will it someday disappear again? Soon maybe? Would any of you like to come pick it up? Maybe I could freecycle it? But then if someone left it for us as a gift, (Maybe one of the many neighborhood fans of mamma cat?) might they have their feelings hurt if it went away?

It’s a mystery and it’s keeping me up nights.

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Daily Dose of Blogs – Vote

My blog buddy, Fatblogger, is up for Best of Blogs in the Diet/Fitness category!  (hmmm wonder who nominated him…)  The guy is painfully shy it seems and does not want to vote for himself.  So it’s up to us to do two things:

First go to his blog and tell him there’s nothing wrong in voting for yourself.  (Unless this is Survivor where it’s not permitted to do so)

Next, we all need to go over to the Best of the Blogs site and VOTE FOR FB (aka fatblogger)!

As some of you know, I spend a lot of time thinking about diet and nutrition and exercise and self-acceptance.  Well I can tell you that FB’s blog is the only diet and fitness blog I read religiously.  When time gets short, I skip the others.  But if FB has blogged, I will save his post til I have time but I will not EVER skip it entirely.  So go vote for him – and add him to your reading list. 

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Daily Dose of Questions – Koolaid

"Drink the Koolaid."  Where did that come from?



I know where the phrase "drink the koolaid" comes from.  I know all about Jim Jones and his little kool-aid  (though it appears that it was Flavor-aid and not Kool-aid) fun.  I understand it, please don’t assume I’m just culturally clueless – my children may be, but I am not.



What I’m confused about is why everyone seems to be using the phrase.  I went for a good 20 years without ever hearing this said by anyone other than a Girl Scout leader or a kindergarten teacher. 



Is it the current political scene causing the mass useage of this phrase or is it the current "scene" in my own little world?  Are you folks in the blogosphere hearing "just drink the kool-aid" or "those people are just drinking the kool-aid" as often as I am?  Are you, like me, saying it??? 



I don’t want to drink the kool-aid and I certainly don’t want to hear myself suggesting it to someone else.  It makes me a little queasy, and not just because I don’t like kool-aid either. 



Buy into the party line, follow the leader business, nasty dirty stuff, isn’t it?



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The Killing Art

TW picked up The Killing Art from the shelf while I was waiting for the librarian to retrieve our reserves. She didn’t think I’d like it, though I do not know why. It was fun. Nice to read a NYC cop, whodunit type thing about art. I don’t think we read enough books where art plays a large part.

Apparently there are a couple of other books about the lead character (who is a woman! another bonus!) and art murders/crime. I liked The Killing Art enough that I reserved the other two books for future reading.

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Daily Dose of GLBT – Us/Them

Us/Them, Us/Them, Us/Them, it’s everywhere!

Once again, I find myself listening to a bunch of lesbians (and maybe some bisexual women I’m not sure though because the last time this group argued it was about the inclusion of bi women and I just don’t know how that ended up) talk about excluding F2M transgendered folks from their group.

This is happening on  a Yahoo Group for lesbians in my area.  It’s a pretty boring group, as far as groups go, until someone who doesn’t belong makes her (or his) presence known and then all heck breaks loose.

The group very clearly says it’s is for lesbian women (though I’m sure they use some other spelling womyn or wimmin or something more granola-y old world pc like that) and some just do not like it when those who don’t fit those two categories join in. 

It doesn’t matter if they’re great people.  It doesn’t matter if they’re active in the GLBT community.  It doesn’t matter one little bit.  If you aren’t a lesbian and a woman then you don’t apply to join and if you get in somehow, go away quickly or they”ll eat your young!

It’s all so tiring.

I understand women only spaces.  I even support them, sort of.  I mean if you look at my 101 things to do in 1001 days, you’ll see Go to Michigan on that list.  And while some people enjoy visiting Michigan just for no good reason, the reason I want to go is to attend, just once, the Michigan Womyn’s Festival.   Those folks have a serious women born women policy.  I don’t love it but I understand it and respect the idea behind it.  (That’s a post for another day, folks so don’t get me started!)

I also understand the point being made by the most vocal woman on the list – a transgendered F2M considers himself to be a man and she supports that.  So much so that she feels he does not belong in this particular Yahoo group because a) he’s a man b) he’s partnered with a woman which makes him heterosexual c) and that makes the "once lesbian" partner heterosexual.  Makes sense, really.  I understand it and I agree with her.  You can’t have it both ways, can you? 

I understand the people screaming and yelling about what a nice guy he is and how he grew up as a girl in a patriarchal society.  I understand that these folks appreciate his life experience as a serious butch in the lesbian world until finally realizing he wasn’t such a butch, he was a man!  I understand why some people want to allow him access to the list, simply because he’s awesome and they can learn from him.

I understand it all and it all makes sense.   What I don’t understand, what doesn’t make sense, is why all of the screaming and yelling?  I mean really?  The list says X so we must follow X or we must change the list so it says XY or maybe XY XX YY or something.  Talk it out, make a decision and move on.  Please.  It’s been a month of this.  How long does it take to decide?  And what in the world does God have to do with any of it?  No wait, forget I asked.  I don’t really want to know the answer, it would just mean another month of arguing back and forth.

Us/Them, Us/Them, Us/Them Enough already!

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Daily Dose of Laundry – 8, 11, 13, argh!

December 31, 2005 – I was really very pleased with myself.  All laundry in the house was clean and for the most part put away.  (In this house piled at the foot of whatever bed, in the bedroom it belongs in = put away)  This really was quite an accomplishment.  I wanted people to share my excitement and my enthusiasm.  The pure joy of knowing I was ending the year without any laundry waiting to ruin my shiney New Year, ahhhhh I remember it well.

January 8, 2006 – I realized last night that I had already done 8 loads since the New Year began.  8 in 8 days.  And we’ve only had the small children 4 of those days.  And that did not include the three loads Michelle and the 1/2 child had done.  And that did not include the two additional loads ready and waiting in my overflowing laundry basket.

8 in 8 days plus 3 does that mean I do 365 loads of laundry in a year?  And Michelle and the half child do 3 a week?  That means in this house we do approximately 521 loads a year? 

Please.  Say it ain’t so.  I don’t think I can face another day with those numbers staring me in the face blog.  Please.  Help.  There must be a solution to this.  I need a solution. 

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Sky Pirates

The fifth book in The Edge Chronicles Series was better than the last couple have been. Possibly because Twig, hero of book one, is back – granted he’s and old dude now but he’s still back.

And while more Banderbears are killed in this book than in any others, I wasn’t quite as troubled as I have been in the other books. RJ bought the 6th book a few months ago so I don’t have to wait til my library list gets short before reading it. Which is good, because Rook returns in this one, as does Vox, and I think I’ll enjoy it.

Care to guess about the Banderbear death count in the next one? I’m guessing at least one but probably 2 will die. Sigh.

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Over Easy or Scrambled?

From the author of the Thursday Next series, Nursery Crimes! The first installment, The Big Over Easy, asks was he pushed? Did he get sloshed and fall off? Was it suicide? Just what really happened to Humpty Dumpty? Jack (the giant killer!) and Mary, Mary don’t stop til they find out!

TW read this months ago and I’ve started it two or three times, never quite getting past the first chapter or two. I was afraid I was going to hate it, or at least be disappointed, so I kept putting it off. I should have read it months ago, it was fun!

TW says not as good as the Thursday Next books but I think it might have been better. TW liked the really ridiculous inventions and stuff in Thursday Next more than I did. I really enjoyed the nusery rhyme character twists more than she did. Regardless, both series are fun. I can’t wait for the next Nursery Crime – The Fourth Bear. And of course more Thursday Next are always welcome.

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Daily Dose of Travel – Underwear and Socks

I’ve been saving this What we’re taking list of Lee and Sachi’s for days now.  It’s interesting to think about what to pack on a year long trip around the world.  And it’s even more interesting to peek at someone else’s list.  Go ahead, give it a click.  It’s sort of fascinating, isn’t it?

I’m a light packer and I like that they’ve gone pretty light (except for all of the technology and medication – I’d go half on all of that).  I keep going back to the underwear (especially since they’ve vowed never to wear dirty underwear for more than 5 days) and the socks.  Especially the socks.  There is nothing worse than wet socks except of course dirty, wet socks.  I think they need to ditch all of that deodorant and each take at least one more pair of socks.

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