Fiction

Sexy Novels

Susie Bright linked to The 25 Sexiest Novels Ever Written and has posted some interesting comments and ideas of her own. This topic is giving me a good reason to avoid the non-fiction I’m still avoiding – I’m trying to think of my own list of 25 Sexiest Novels…. I feel like “pure erotica” isn’t going to come close to making it onto my list.


What would make your list? Do you like Susie’s ideas? Agree with the books in the article? Is it wrong to think about sexy novels on Memorial Day?


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Carolina Isle

Problem #1 – Why is this book called Carolina Isle? Yes, it’s about an island off of NC (fictional island, real state) but the island is called Kings Isle. Why not name the book Kings Isle? Dumb name.

Problem #2 – The two cousins are suppose to look alike enough to be able to “swap lives”. So when RJ spotted Ariel across the room at a party, why didn’t he mention this look-alike to Sara? Weird and dumb.

Problem #3 – What the …. ? An island where the inhabitants set up tourists to fleece money out of them, ok I get that. But in such an extreme, dreamlike, unimaginable way? Give me a break.

What’s weird is I got past all three of those problems and found myself enjoying this ridiculous book – it was almost like science fiction or an episode of the Twilight Zone. Just as I’m enjoying it, and looking forward to the “mystery” resolved and the couples falling in love and stuff – BAM – cruddy ending.

I liked that the rich and spoiled and sheltered girl saved the day. Terrific. Good job. But to wrap it all up in a “1 year later” sort of way was just ridiculous. And have everything tied up, the way it was. Ack, it went from Twilight Zone (which was likeable) to Harlequin (which was ridiculous).

At some point last night I was looking forward to reading the other Jude Deveraux book that is on the shelf. Now I think I’ll just skip it. Mindless adventury/mystery/love stories I can enjoy, but when you screw up an ending that way – there are better ways to spend my time.
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Michelle Tea – Fiction!

michelles.jpgIf you read the Daily Dose then you know the picture in this entry comes from the reading/signing at Wild Iris with Michelle Tea. You also know we bought Rose of No Man’s Land, Tea’s first attempt at “fiction”. I read it yesterday and loved it.

Tea said at the reading that it was hard to write fiction, compared to memoirs, I can understand that. She also said she worried that she’d written characters nobody would care about or a narrator who was so obnoxious you wouldn’t want to read the story, this I don’t understand. I thought Trisha was terrific. And Rose, ah Rose, she wasn’t bad herself.

I can totally see this as a film. A cult classic for wild and alternative teen girls. Sort of like Virgin Suicides and Thirteen. Stuff parents do not want to see because it would give them nightmares about their daughters. What it ought to give them is nightmares about what men and boys do to girls everyday and what effect that has on girls.

No, it’s not one of those male-bashing feminist books. Not really. Tea did a nice job of putting across the mesage without slamming it down your throat. And, she gave her female characters the power to deal with the BS men dish out to them. Excellent.

This isn’t going to be any adult’s favorite book of all time. The writing just isn’t that great and the story is bouncey. It might, however, become your daughter’s favorite book – if she’s a fan of The Virgin Suicides, or Thirteen or anything by Francesca Leah Block.

I look forward to Tea’s next work of fiction – well not the comic book. Maybe the further adventures of Trisha and Rose (Trisha should be on Real World, imagine THAT!) or just a story about Rose? Whatever it is, I’m pretty sure I’ll smile my way through it – just like I smiled my way through Rose of No Man’s Land.

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Hot Fudge Sundae Blues

You’d think after reading Girls of a Tender Age I’d have chosen something other than Hot Fudge Sundae Blues – more child abuse should have been the last thing I was interested in reading. Rather than feeling overwhelmed by all of the yukkiness, Hot Fudge Sundae Blues turned out to be a good follow up.

Sure, the women were victims – manipulated by men, or pretended to be manipulated by men in order to get what they wanted, but in the end they sorted it all out, sort of. Apparently Hot Fudge Sundaes cure a lot of things. (Is that why TW keeps asking me if I want to go and get ice cream? Even though I dislike ice cream?) Hot Fudge Sundaes cure blues caused by everything from losing your dad when you’re an infant to being date raped to being bullied by other girls to seeing your mom go to jail for killing your step-dad as he attempts to rape you. Hot Fudge Sundaes are the answer. What? You don’t believe me? Read the book, see for yourself!

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Penelopiad

OK I admit it, I just plain like Margaret Atwood. Yea, Oryx and Crake was a disappointment but I still liked it. And as I mentioned recently, I really enjoyed The Tent. So it’s probably not going to surprise you when I say that I really, REALLY enjoyed The Penolopiad on Sunday, is it? I haven’t read any mythology in awhile so this was an added treat. What did happen to the 12 maids? Was Penelope a female cult leader? Was she a slut? Fun stuff. I don’t know why sassymonkey didn’t enjoy it as much as I did. I’m also not sure where she gets that ‘feel sorry for them” thing. Were we suppose to feel sorry for Penelope or the Maids? What kind of Canadian woman doesn’t really like Atwood anyway? 😉


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Dirty!

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Do you know what the worst thing is about reading a Christopher Moore book? Finishing it and knowing you’re going to have to wait far too long til the next one appears on the shelf. The man is brilliant. Totally and completely brilliant. Not to mention clever and funny.

A Dirty Job takes place in San Francisco and the Emperor is back with his loyal canine companions. A couple of other characters from Coyote Blue and Bloodsucking Fiends and are in there too. (For those who’ve read both of those books, A Dirty Job isn’t a vampire book so don’t pick it up thinking it is.)

Sigh, I want another Christopher Moore book to read. Tell me I’m not going to have to wait another year or {gasp} more!

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Whale Season

I heard or read that Whale Season was similar to Christopher Moore’s books. I reserved it at the library and was excited when the email notification for pick-up arrived in my mailbox. TW read it first and she said it was sort of “Fluke-like” but not. I started reading it last weekend, at the Synchro meet, and I loved the first 100 pages or so. Those were “Fluke-like” or “Sequined Love Nun-like” but from there it went downhill quickly. Downhill because it no longer read like a Moore’s books and it was just plain boring.

I’ve plopped this into my “don’t read” category because I don’t have a “don’t read if…” category. Don’t read this if you’re hoping to find more books like Fluke, Island of the Sequined Love Nun, Coyote Blue etc… If I hadn’t read those, then I might have enjoyed Whale Season a bit more. But Christopher Moore has spoiled me. Whale Season just doesn’t have what it takes. Darn it.

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The Wright 3

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We really enjoyed listening to Chasing Vermeer so I was very much looking forward to listening to The Wright 3. I am a Wright fan, TW is not so much, so that was an added bonus for me and not so much for her. We listened to it on the way to Lakeland on Friday and then on the way home on Sunday and finished it up today on the drives to and from work. It was good. Lots of fun and full of math and coincidences and art and mystery.

I would love to live in the Robie… as a kid I always preferred the Fallingwater house but now I think the Robie would be more interesting. It would probably drive me nuts before the first dust bunnies settled under the bed though.

Oh and speaking of coincidences… I didn’t realize Florida Southern was in Lakeland or that there were Wright buildings there… was it a coincidence or was there some hidden meaning… we didn’t find a talisman or a copy of The Invisible Man so probably just a coincidence…

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Weird, Weird, Weird

I wish someone had told me that the first 20 or so pages of Emotionally Weird were so insane and boring… getting through those first 20ish pages was hell. (I should start reading the Amazon reviews for these things) It took me 10 days to get through that section and then just a little more than a day to finish the rest of the book.

It was, indeed, emotionally weird – and weird in general. Pretty amusing and fun little book. Too bad about the beginning, though.
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