This year’s brilliance from Kelly is a 10 second introduction. I hate these things. 10 seconds is either far too long or far too short, I’m not sure which. But I’ll play but I’m getting help from the children.
RJ (entering 6th grade!) thinks you should know that I am patient.
E (entering 4th grade!) jumped in with “evillllllll” which annoyed Prince J who obviously wanted to use this one himself.
Instead the good Prince (entering 8th grade, OMG how did that happen) said you should know I am cool. Heh. I’m sure he means evil in a cool way but E screwed that right up for him. (The three older children are off in their own worlds and unavailable for comment at this time.)
I suppose I should mention I’m a lesbian since that was apparently not obvious at the last BlogHer conference.
I will probably not sit still or stand still for long at the conference, nothing personal – I just like to talk to everyone and make sure I don’t miss anyone. I also hate seeing people sitting or standing alone so I will probably attempt to corral the loners and toss them into the loud and boisterous mommy groups or pair them up with other quiet types. If you’re feeling lonely, grab me and I’ll help. It’s what I do best.
Umm… wasn’t your partner with you last year? So, duh. I don’t know how anyone could miss that. I loved meeting the both of you last year! It was so fun.
My favorite part is that you let your kids introduce you and that the Prince went for something nice. Does he want something in return? Just a thought.
Can’t wait to see you again this year. Want me to point out to everyone you meet that you’re a lesbian because I have a really big mouth. Apparently. 😉
Good grief this is hard. I don’t have kids so I tried asking the fake cat and all I got was a meow that I think means “Feed me. Now.”