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Daily Dose of Holidays – Hide and Seek!

If you were the PERFECT gift for my father, (a Heathkit tshirt purchased weeks and weeks ago), where would you be hiding? Because it is definitely hiding. I’m beginning to think TW has decided it is the perfect gift for her and has hidden it somewhere. I mean heaven forbid I get my father an actual gift that indicates I know something about him. Or actually knew something about him. Because the dad I knew who would have fiddled with his Heathkits and worn the Heathkit t-shirt doesn’t exist anymore. I have no idea what he fiddles with now. (yes I edited this – it sounded like my dad is a pervert or something the way it was originally written, and he is anything but that, sheesh)

Anyway, WHERE IS THAT DARN SHIRT???

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Daily Dose of Holidays – Advent Angst

advent.jpgI have an Avon advent calendar that my ex mil gave me in 1987. It looks exactly like the one in this picture except right now it has a tiny Starbucks reindeer in it instead of the mouse. The mouse is missing. Again. It does that and has always done that. Missing for years much to the dismay of my children only to reappear again a few years later for one trip through the calendar and then back it goes into hiding. We had the mouse last year. This year, no mouse. It’s ok. We make do. But we still say “move the mouse” when we discuss whose turn it is, whose turn it isn’t and whose turn it is never going to be again if you don’t stop whining about that darn mouse.

Did you detect some frustration there? This advent calendar has a history of causing angst amongst my oldest three children and for the last three years it has caused angst among the youngest three.

His highness, Prince J, only causes a stink over it when he wants to annoy another sibling (preferably Princess E or Princess M). He really doesn’t care about the mouse at all. Moving it is like work. Someone else can do it and if they don’t, Christmas still comes. Work for no reason. No thanks.

RJ really doesn’t have advent calendar issues because she is perfect and always bows to the will of any sibling in the room. (she does this because later she can play the martyr role. I know this because it’s a trait often shared by those with October birthdays. Not me of course, but others. Born in October…)

That leaves Princess E. The baby in the family. Those of you who have experience with “the baby in the family” probably understand exactly what has been going on. But there is a twist to the story…

The twist is that Princess E is not the only “baby in the family”. Princess M, generally referred to as Michelle (the 16 year old with the hair), is also the “baby in the family”. These two girls have been having “move the mouse issues” virtually non-stop since the calendar went up. If E moves it to the proper pocket, Michelle will move it back a day and then move it forward – and then tell E she did it later on. E will do the same thing to Michelle. What’s even better is when Michelle comes home at midnight and says “ohhhh it’s tomorrow, I can move the mouse” when she knows it is E’s turn to do it. When E is not here and not going to be here for a few days, and it’s just Michelle, I have to actually REMIND Michelle to move the mouse. She can go days and not think of it but as soon as E is home or coming home, she goes into move the mouse first, last and only mode!

Advent calendars are a pain if you have more than one child. But they are a real nightmare if you have two “baby in the family” children to deal with!

Edited on 12/24/05 – The mouse came out of hiding! And I’m the one who put him in the FINAL little pouch! hahahahahaha! That’ll teach those princesses!

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Daily Dose of Music – Decade

At the risk of making it look like I’m writing a MUSIC blog, or more likely a Melissa Ferrick blog, I’m writing another entry about music and Ferrick. I’m going to try really hard not to post about music (or Melissa) until at least after Christmas. Surely I can hold out a couple of weeks, can’t I? Maybe write about gay marriage or queer blogs or why boys are smelly but smell is no the prime indication that you are a boy or have a boy or maybe even that us/them piece about homeschool and school at home? Surely. But until then, Melissa it is.

Awhile back I talked about ordering two copies of Melissa’s DVD, Decade. Well I did and they arrived on Saturday to applause and whistles. Well no, not really, but Michelle did jump up and down and say “Thank you Mommy” about ten times. Which is high praise from an almost 16 year old.

Michelle and the half kid who half lives with us watched “her” copy upstairs and TW and I watched “our” copy in the bedroom on TW’s laptop (first time we’ve ever watched a DVD on a laptop in bed). It was cool, the DVD not the DVD on laptop watching part.

Really interesting to see Melissa and her “big break” – opening for Morrissey when she was 23 and unknown. How young and out of place she looked at the photo shoot, the makeup, the hair, the kiss Atlantic record executive butt nervousness. No wonder she was less than clean at that time of her life. And “Happy Song”, gosh I apologize for ever making fun of it or giggling about it (but I won’t apologize for having giggled and laughed at “Favorite Person in the World” cause that’s just one weird song for MF, ya know?)

From her big break to WAR to Right On Records and Brian – man I miss Brian. That’s pretty much what the entire second part of the DVD had me saying. I felt like a broken record. I miss Brian. I miss Brian. I miss Brian. I hope Brian Winton is doing a vanity search and comes across this post so he knows I MISS BRIAN. Pretty amusing and amazing watching MF and Brian setting up the studio at her parents’ house (too bad there wasn’t more footage of mom and dad, ya know?) and thinking about Valentine Heartache coming out of that big event. Cool, really cool.

Melissa – Decade was worth waiting for. I’m glad I bought two copies and I’m probably going to go ahead and order that third copy, just in case something happens to these two…

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Veronica aka Fag Hag?

Veronica is a fag hag of the worst, I mean best, kind. She apparently really loved the fag she was hagging with… so much so that she wound up with AIDS. Allie was not a fag hag, but a screwed up teen/young adult model with all the crud that apparently goes along with that.

What a weird book this was – told by Allie in jumps back and forth between “now”, as a 50 something year old woman with HepC, and “then”. We don’t get to hear much about “modeling” just a lot about the men who screwed her, the drugs and alchohol and the struggles of the “Go-See”.

Weird book. Not a bad book, just a weird one. I can’t decide if I actually enjoyed it or not. Some parts of it, I did. Other times I found I didn’t particularly care about Allison or Veronica or anyone else who crossed their paths.

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Daily Dose of Kids – Teens – Hair

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Everytime I download pictures from my digital camera I see photos of Michelle (who is the almost 16 year old) and her latest hair style. The child has her own digital camera but she either can’t find it or the batteries are dead, so she uses mine to photograph her latest hair design. I’ve saved these all year long and I’ve been saying I was going to do a “Year In Michelle” feature … well Michelle beat me to it! I’m not 100% sure she captured every hair change over the year, if she didn’t, we’ll update it. Until then – Enjoy! And tell us which “hair” you like best!

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Daily Dose of Knowledge – And Power?

Here are some things I’ve learned this week…

1) My ex husband is not nearly the dirtbag I thought he was, or that he thought he was for that matter.
2) I would pay extra for an MP3 player that came with the little felty covery thingies already attached to the earbuds.
3) That my dislike of the Peanuts Christmas Special could be causing some cultural illiteracy.
4) You get what you pay for (I didn’t learn this directly from Dr Lloyd. I learned it from the tree service who was here taking down some dead trees. But, I had the pleasure of discussing the idea with Dr Lloyd a few months ago so…)
5) Traffic on Archer Rd is, in fact, bad. (For quite some time I’ve insisted that it’s just not as bad as TW always says it is)
6) There are not enough hours in the day to do stuff you like to do but there are too many hours in the day to do stuff you hate.
7) 2.7 million is the average net worth of the wealthiest 10% of the population. This is important, to me specifically for personal reasons. (And no, not because I have a net worth of 2.7 million or any million for that matter).
8) My daughter is grown up and responsible and appreciates me and asking for tattoos for her 16th birthday has absolutely nothing to do with why she appreciates me.
9) My son pays his debts, eventually.
10) Unitarian Universalists are very quick to make sure they have not committed some social blunder when it comes to lesbian mommies.

It’s been quite a productive week and it’s only Tuesday!

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Daily Dose of Friends – Search

Earlier today, Brenda buzzed me to ask me for blogging information and ideas. A few hours later, Snead buzzed me with “What’s a doppio?” I wouldn’t be surprised if someone buzzes me before the end of the day to ask me how many calories are in some food or another. This is what my friends and coworkers do. This is how they see me.

Blogger. Coffee Freak. Diet Guru.

None of their questions are all that difficult. I’m not generally so darn busy that I can’t answer a simple question. I can’t say I’ve been tempted (very often) to respond with “I’m not your darn search engine”. I just find it amusing when folks do this. It makes me wonder how often I might do that to people.

It takes all of thirty seconds to type “doppio” into google and find the definition. It takes just a moment to pull up some nice calorie counting website and find out how many calories are in green bean casserole. So what leads people to buzz me to ask those questions rather than run a search? What leads me to ask people questions rather than pop open a search?

I’m not complaining, ladies, I’m just pondering the idea out loud. Wondering when and why I choose to ask someone and when and why I simply open a search and find the info myself.

I wonder if there’s some sort of study about this…

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Lesbian Pulp Fiction

Doesn’t everyone love pulp fiction now and then? I definitely do. And nothing is better on a stressful day than a wee bit of lesbian pulp fiction.

The Girls in 3-B was just a LITTLE lesbian pulp. Generally this genre focuses on a couple of young women and their sapphic explorations. This one included three 18 year old girls and only one dabbled in lesbianism – the one who had been abused as a child, of course. And not the one I expected at first to be the lesbian. Not the rough girl, not the poet… the beautiful femme instead. Yea!

Other than that little switch, it was typical of lesbian pulp written in the 50’s.

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